moses. laurence. software dev. amateur, enthusiast, generalist. open to work. https://xitter.cf/t.co/lTKfEbB5v6

South Moon, Pluto
Joined June 2022
nextjs memory usage is insane 😂.
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Hey Stromae, I'm moving in Monday.
When you in the top 0.001% of listeners you should be able to go to the artist house
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Hey @L0oiic, @Stromae I'm your number one fan.
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New plan: come up with a new plan.
The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I dont understand anything anymore
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I got this random notification and... Lol @palmpay_ng You paid someone 4m for using your app? Lol. (I earned ₦5, btw)
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I need a new laptop. Please hire me for your next gig 🙏.
My laptop when I open VS Code and 2 Firefox tabs:
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My laptop when I open VS Code and 2 Firefox tabs:
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Hey @MarvelStudios, forget the cheque, I'll take a fontsize-8 thanks in the credits.
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It's crazy how social media convinced us that liking your own post is cringe. Imagine yourself appreciating your work in real life 🤯.
it’s crazy how social media convinced us that 10 likes is nothing imagine 10 people appreciate your work in real life 🤯
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SQLite has a reputation for being slow but can perform extremely well, especially when configured with PRAGMA commands. @aarondfrancis and I wrote an article explaining what these commands are and what the ideal settings are for most databases: highperformancesqlite.com/ar…
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devtoys.app Free, open source, offline.
Love Pieter but all developers should stop pasting their JSON payload on random website on the internet just to beautify it 😬
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YOU are the coding assistant.
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YOU are the coding assistant.
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"Ideal" candidate loses. Nigerians:
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Tired of being polite in job application emails. This month, I'mma try something new for a change. ❌ Thanks for considering my application. ✅ I'll be willing to consider your offer. 🙂‍↕️ yessir.
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Born to be a Venice Film Festival regular, forced to “write eloquent but performant typesafe batched queries”. 😑
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all the career path i explore requires me to be public and in people’s face and i don’t like that
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“Uhm, okay, yeah, sure.” Probably not my most used, but I've been told it pisses people off, so, uhm, okay, yeah, sure.
If you were to wear a T-shirt that carries your most frequently said phrase, what would the T-shirt say?
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