why are women lately obsessed with fittest tops and shirts like let your skin breath from all the plastic (polyester) you be wearing babe
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literally me on a random day not knowing my tweet will offend people from the west and reached to THE RUSSIANS AND CHINESE as well it’s just hilarious atp 😭
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happy birthday uncle although me and him are on no contact but i just know he’s in good hands and never misses a single chance to make everyone proud.
i truly wish you could witness it too :”)
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so watching porn to satisfy yourself under the excuse that your partner isn’t always available to you to access isn’t microcheating?
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how stupid and materialised do you have to be to pity an influencer solely because she didn’t get nail extensions on the day she got proposed like wtf man?
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just saw a 2021 ex oomf posting a picture of him and his gf on this app cause mind you i had blocked him and didn’t realise i had to block him again on this acc too ugh
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i hate when people paint dicks as art, dicks are just disgusting to look at no matter how abstract or pretty you make it like
i can either be sensible or completely unhinged here so i’d like to be the latter just for the love of the game 😘
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