bees :3 it/its, unless ur a coward, then she/her 22, MDNI

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This goes so hard if you wear cookie monster pajamas to the gas station
Honestly, this is the type of movie Disney should be making, but doesn't have the balls
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I think this is one of the most misogynistic things ive ever read that didnt outright support rape
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The Europeans constantly make fun of our "funny" state names and its always the ones named after Native Amercian tribes. 👀
maybe im crazy but i feel like only americans r expected to pronounce every single thing perfectly, & ppl w any other accent r given the pass to mispronounce things
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Only 1 ex did anything bad to me, haven't spoken since, wish nothing but the worst to them
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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it was my first relationship AND polyamorous AND i had horrible self confidence issues AND couldnt regulate my emotions. Horrible recipe, but like the other two ppl i was dating were great. Really weird.
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Guys stop interacting with this dr donut alt!!!! it has 40 posts, all replies to ppl about the streamer awards, its possible its a scammer who bought twitter blue, and even if it is the real him, you're also giving him money if u interact!! HES DOING IT FOR ENGAGEMENT AND PROFIT
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. @ishowspeedsui CAN YOU TELL YOUR AUDIENCE TO VOTE FOR FEINBERG PLEASE. HE HELPED YOU WIN IN MINECRAFT. PLEASE. SPEED I NEED THIS MY STREAMER IS KINDA HOMELESS
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No DrDonut, you are a misogynist for saying Marlow was more likely to be cheating because because they were a "biological female." Someone's gender is NOT evidence of cheating, and the term "biological female" is incredibly misogynistic and transphobic. Learn and do better.
i am reportedly a misogynist for calling out the former number 1 minecraft player who pretended to be a woman for 6 years and cheated in every gamemode
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About to sail out with a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than my ship weighs empty, hope it goes okay
Tonight, Lake Michigan is going to have waves taller than a house. Up to 20 feet out in the middle, and a few could hit 23.
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I call my penis "lil dick" because it's small
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.@fbi can I get an explanation for why your Federal Wallet Inspector “Pat” took my wallet for inspection two weeks ago and has not given me an update since??
Can we get an explanation why your employee “Pat” said that he had been recently discharged, then??
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this is true i was hax's opponent all 13 games
Replying to @Rain378138
infume was not the first person to go 13-0 it was hax btw AND TWICE
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced plans to paint a new rainbow bicycle lane on the Golden Gate Bridge. The lane will be painted in early October.
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Following the disqualification of edcr from Season 11 Playoffs due to past harmful messages which breached our player conduct rules, the Ranked team has reached a final decision on his eligibility for future Playoffs. When the messages were first brought to our attention we verified that the messages were sent by edcr. We contacted edcr the same day to hear his side. He denied that the messages had been sent by him. Two days later, edcr posted a public statement, in which he took accountability for the messages. This directly conflicted with the information he previously provided to the Ranked team. After playoffs concluded, we contacted edcr again for comment, where he briefly apologized and acknowledged that he was dishonest with us in our initial communication. edcr only reached out to the Ranked team when directly prompted, and never reached out of his own accord. Taking into account all of these factors, our final decision is that edcr is permanently banned from participating in future Playoffs.
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girl(!)
Replying to @5urely
quite loud guy uhm other guy ashswag girl(?)
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because they don't want to be paying for it
Why does the right say OF is destroying society and then love a famous actress doing the exact same thing?
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phospholipid bilayer? i hardly know her!
i'm not a phospholipid but i sure am a bi-layer
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Called a guy to remove a tree from my yard He charged $750 Asked how many he does per week “Oh God, are you one of those morons who post about how easy it is to make six figures in the trades by assuming I’m fully booked and have zero costs? You know what, I’m actually going to charge you $1,750 for this job or I’ll just let the tree fall into your roof.” Incredible. $1,750 for just a few minutes of work. Imagine if he does just 10 other jobs a week. That’s $70k+ per month. Almost a million a year. I need to get into tree trimming!
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asked gf to play minecraft at 2PM, she said yes (after something) i text back at 6 "hey lmk when ur free" she responds to a tiktok i send her but not my text. ok weird. i wait, its now 9PM and she's playing roblox with someone else right now,, am i right to be kinda upset?
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You mean a serious problem that could only be stopped with a massive coordinated effort? Because thats what y2k was lol
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