I'll Drink To That

I'm really happy being #uncircumcised. When I expose my head to #pee, it really feels like unsheathing my #sword #allnatural

I #shit at a majority of the bars/Clubs I go to, #because a #think a majority of #people #don't.

#Anythingispossible When I was #born I couldn't #walk, But I #learned how.

The #only things I've done for over a #decade. #Eating #Breathing #Masturabation

Do you ever think, when I do something super fast when I'm high. Did I do something super day or was I just #High

I'm a problem solver. Out of toilet paper? Goodbye socks. #DIY #MemorialDay #simpleplan

If you really #love me, then you would know I love #blowjobs Ala mode

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I read this on a cart being pulled by a mouse at #northHollywoodRedLineStop "two rules of being awesome. 1)never give away all your secrets"

It's a reptiles world and I'm just too much of a mammal. #FreeTheNipple #firstdates #WorstPlacesToBeStranded

Online dating has taught me to give up after "hi." It's time saving.

My oh my you're so good lookin. Who are you when I ain't lookin? #RecordStoreDay #WeTheNorth #RelationshipRulesIn5Words

Culver city

If #piss is #sterile isn't better to #pee on the #toilet seat?