his dick isnt small he just has big hands #perspective

haven’t slept in my bed in weeks so I’ve been sleeping on the sofa bc i can’t bring myself to sleep in the same bed that my ex and i slept in every night for years☹️

praying i get ran thru so hard by 18 naked cowboys that i dont have to go to work on monday

who up not doing shit with they life rn

i think im horny

no it’s ok i’ll just kill myself today

if i killed myself i would make a huge spectacle out of it like maybe death by drinking gasoline and throwing a match down my throat during church service

they kill you flirting with oomfs