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blue blur blooper@s0nicbuthuman14h

#celibacyjourney #abstinence #neverfuckedwayne #neverfuckeddrake

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ٍ@4pf_foreverOct 17

i miss “us” book flight dey go us na, wetin be my own?

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𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑒🌸🎀@twentiescornOct 18

being the only virgin among my mutuals

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subscription budget for november Apple music - 1,700 spotify - 1,200 netflix - 5,500 x premium - 9,900 Aisha snap - 100k total = 118,300

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Dominicans Against Charli XCX 🇩🇴@pissedmythongOct 17

I play with my pussy too much for this

@Moshe_MesoOct 17

Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️

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oompaloompa@isytherulaOct 17

whenever my mom sneezes she says “jesus i love you” and its so fucking funny to me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨

@benueboypj3_Oct 16

@_afbeautyyOct 16

Funny how Men would spend their last dime on their mums and receive nothing but prayers in return, but when it comes to their girlfriends, they start setting limits, as if their girlfriends haven’t played motherly roles in their lives, too.

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☆StarrPegs☆@StarrPegsOct 16

I hope whoever stole my amazon package was planning on being Ayra starr for Halloween 😪

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Stone Cold Steve Austin🥶🥶🥶🥶

Olanrewaju Emmanuel

@Horlasco1058469Oct 15

One of the biggest flexes is when you invite a babe from your workplace out, and she turns you down, saying you don’t meet her standards. Then, just as you’re about to leave, an email drops: “Dear Mr. Soso, congratulations. You’ve been promoted with a seven-figure salary.” Just show her the email and walk away.

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Maryanne 💕@mayyryyOct 16

I saw it I liked it I wanted it And I got it for myself ❤️

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Gracee💕💜@graceis_cuteOct 16

"please help me talk to your friend, she wants to leave me" me that advised her to leave:

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dNL✰@dNLwURLDOct 16

aunty adunni pls flog me more.🙋🏽‍♂️

@EnuguGodOct 13

Adunni came prepared for Bae U She first run am warning make him mind dey😭

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𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𐚁@COWBOYCARAOct 16

i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be Ava Coleman dancing to back that azz up for halloween

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Iremide@RxIremideOct 16

“The knowledge of cooking does not come pre-installed in a vagina. Cooking is learned.” — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

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Rachel Ojuromi@giverachelashotOct 16

I got FOMO (Fear of not making money)

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bambi🌟@urbambi_1Oct 16

hope the streets will welcome me back with open arms

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superangel@a652800Oct 14

how it feels to scroll past ragebait on the tl

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oompaloompa@isytherulaSep 29

igwe aka i will syd till you shit your pants

@IGWE_AKASep 28

OKADA MUSIC 🦅

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👩🏾@jklauraaOct 14

abeg wetin e mean if u bill man and he say no? i wasn’t taught this in my training 😣😔

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@HypeThemagicOct 13

When Oppo used to sponsor bbnaija 👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥

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