Imagine being such a pathetic creep that other billionaire pedophiles don't want to party with you.

Y'all ever wonder what @elonmusk keeps in his frunk?

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For real @TikTokSupport how is this acceptable on your platform?

This just in: Republicans now really care about the mishandling of classified documents, again.

I'm proud of them for trying something new, let's see how it works out for them.

A pope, a Newscaster, and Andrew Tate walk into a bar

Say the words space Karen

If seeing pictures of hunter biden's junk would have been the deciding factor in your 2020 vote, you have more to be worried about than election interference.

The Republican party has no platform beyond faux-vengence. They're going to fleece the American people while play acting at getting back at the "Biden crime family". Should be fun watching them get their asses handed to them in 24.

Well since Twitter could die at any minute, I feel like I should spill the beans. It was me. In the study, with a candlestick.

I can't imagine a more solid plan for Republicans in 2024, no more policy, no more campaigns. Just trucks with flags! That will guarantee a better America.

I think I figured it out, it's "trickle down waveanomics"

So let's get this straight, @elonmusk you change the rules surrounding impersonation, (totally reasonable I guess if there's no way to know for sure if someone is legit or not) and then just immediately start banning people in violation of the rule?

Is @elonmusk actually stupid? He paid $44b for Twitter when you can just download it for free lol

Its Ludum Dare AGAIN?! twitch.tv/idenoh

Its Ludum Dare AGAIN?! twitch.tv/idenoh