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better side of paradise • 🇩🇴 • u of south alabama chemistry ‘19 • 🥥🌴 • red sox

Joined December 2009
un proverbio caribeño
Mientras uno esté vivo debe ir al mar lo más que pueda.
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Nobody: Me on Google every hour: Mississippi Senate Race
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y’all think you’re frustrated about Mississippi still counting? Imagine living in this mf and knowing they would have called it if it was the other way around already
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getting called into work on Peter Anderson Saturday should be a crime
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I’m 3 martinis in, I wanna put a boob on somebody forehead
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AND IT’S CALLED TWITTER
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who wants to buy me a margarita after the day I’ve had and still have 1.5 hours of work 😵‍💫
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twitter always gives me an annual reminder that nobody in america actually knows shit about mississippi besides the people that live here
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DOMINICANS SWEEP THE MIDTERMS HOYSiiiiiiiiii
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if scott colom pulls this off, alabamians can never joke “at least we aren’t mississippi” ever again
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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This is a great insight to what’s happening in all the Deep South states, I want you all to realize that it was never a fair playing field. So critique as you may, but understand the odds we’re up against.
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The United States after Election Day
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time to learn the lyrics to choosin Texas 🩵
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What a day to be Dominican!
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This is all because the Brewers won the World Series
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i wont be satisfied until the entire world is dominican
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It’s crazy how many Alabama republicans I’ve heard be scared of Muslims. Brother you live in an unincorporated community outside sylacauga. What the fuck are you talking about?
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Two things my heart hates to see coming cause they put it into overdrive: postseason baseball and election night
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