Bill woke,

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

im @nswpolice’s first open and proud #crinkler! #crinklecop #diaperonduty

anyone have 4 dollars i can borrow?

so what we dont fuck so what we celibate were not having fun

i cant wait to show this to everyone i work with

beautiful ass sunrise and im at work fuck me

the worst part of prediction markets is that they never resolve my bets on political violence

just had the most wonderful dream

im an adult ricegum fan

got cte from jerking too much and the doc said i was the best yanker SHE’D ever seen

be careful guys, they were just joshing around before but theyre actually gonna do the crusades this time

im so jealous of americans i wish i could buy kratom boner pills from the servo

i can identify any celebrity by the shade of their nipples

white people when they haven’t hit their vape in 5 seconds

the larper has logged on

Haven’t had sex in ages (sigh)

Democrats = Mao Republicans = The one with the elephant

call or text 988 @tedcruz

The familiar feeling of cold steel in your mouth is calling you @tedcruz. Do it.

theyre so desperate for any kind of culture its actually upsetting. its fine to be in your mid thirties