i dress like someones dad

fuck her until _____________ ⚪️ you cum ⚪️ she cums 🔘 she is a whimpering mess and begging you to stop because her clit is too sensitive from being used repeatedly

wear nothing but one of my oversized shirts while i finger you until you cry

therapist: okay, and what do we do when were feeling sad? me: masturbate :) therapist: *sigh*

no one: absolutely no one: not a single fucking soul: virgins on nsfw twitter: dear g*d i am so horny, holy f*ck, someone please come f*ck the sh*t outta me, literally i need to have s*x right f*ck*ng now!!!

just got home from work who missed me?

its always sex toy accounts asking if you want to test their products and never sugar mommys asking if i want $1,000,000,000

im at work doing my silly lil tasks and this middle aged woman tryna flirt with me ma’am this is literally a staples

my toxic trait is developing a crush on every pretty girl i see and creating a fantasy world where we are married and have a house in the hills, two kids and a puppy and a perfect life

if u see this ur my girlfriend now

pro tip: moan their name in their ear while ur fucking the life out of them

pov: i let u hit my nic

i would slurp a queef out of her cunt like a 10 foot ramen noodle

confession: i think of doing a lot of icky things to my moots every time i scroll the timeline

communication is so weird cause wdym i say words that somehow have meaning and you instantaneously process it and respond with more relevant words that continue the conversation