@icicle

This account is for bad jokes and Opinions. Follow @CMcCurdyPDX to see me conduct myself like an adult.

 Portland, OR
Joined February 2008
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In conclusion: WHAT
update: I've come to really feel for the cat I've decided "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" is about
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Also The Breeders’ “Saints” is a dog song
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The Traveling Wilburys is a band of cat people, singing songs for dogs, and this. This is why I find them so moving
This actually doesn't annoy me as much as some of the others. He works for himself, lives pretty frugally (roommates are a lot for me personally but this isn't a terrible plan), rides public transit & gives to charity. I have seen much much worse in these breakdowns
CNBC
@CNBC21 Dec 2018
The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakeIt cnb.cx/2EzW058
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my god I almost forgot to retweet this this year
icicle@icicle12 Dec 2014
I can see how you'd come up with that but no, the man you saw kissing your mother was in fact Santa. For some time now, we've been in an ope
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I don’t wanna be a narc but there is DEFINITELY a goat staying at this motel
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It’s a good goat and I’m not gonna say shit
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Searching for recipes in my Gmail inbox I found an email from Matthew with the subject line "glaring oversights - discuss" which is unbelievably on brand
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I'm using my other account for Jokes And Opinions way more now because who cares so I guess this is the Feelings account now
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Except I don't care that much about maintaining the line anymore so I mostly don't post here anymore 🤷‍♀️
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Surprising no one, I miss my friend.
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Going through some old tweets because of reasons and omfg I saw the future xitter.cf/icicle/status/52763251…
icicle@icicle30 Oct 2014
@rebeccahate @ashleyyy I like Stevie Nicks (as a person) but I can't with FM. Maybe when I'm 35 tho
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No matter how hot, White Oak Bike trail- getting better. @BikeHouston @HoustonBikePlan @icicle @deleon_janet @lorely_deleon83 @oakforestdems
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It’s weird that Romans were so horny considering that all the Latin words for sex acts are so terrible
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Sometimes I wonder why I still even bother with two twitter accounts, and then my brain does this to me
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I grew up with “I’m not mad, just disappointed” kind of parents and that was rough, emotionally, but it did not prepare me for coming home to this cat after spending the evening in the company of a dog
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I Own a Cassette Player Now update: listening to stuff I taped off the radio in 1993
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(My mom muttered under her breath about these ads for yeeears and later I found out, in a conversation between her and my grandma, that Mom knew the diamond guy in high school and never gave him the time of day cuz she thought he was a dope)
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(She was right though. These ads are excruciating)
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