Eagles | Islanders | #13

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Joined August 2025
your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band paramore.
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His dad let out a laugh, dug into his deep pockets, and magically produced two Jolly Rancher lollipops. It was amazing. His dad was basically a real-life Santa Claus who carried emergency snacks everywhere he went. ​"Thanks, Dad!" Daniel hollered, turning on his heels and
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sprinting straight back to Sylvia. "Good news! My dad was packing candy, so I don't even need to buy any," Daniel said, presenting the prize to his new friend. "Here, these are for you." @wingedhues
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Replying to @TamagoPost
Daniel swore under his breath. His jeans were completely waterlogged, but his top half was bone-dry thanks to his rain jacket—an absurd combination situation he wasn't loving. All because his umbrella had chosen this exact moment to turn into a useless metal stick. ​A concerned
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passerby had actually stopped to check on him, which meant he looked significantly more miserable than he felt. ​Forcing what he hoped passed for a friendly, sane smile, Daniel let out a short laugh that came out entirely too bitter. "Ha! Could be worse."
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Daniel retweeted
RIVALRIES week loading
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ㅤ RT IS APPRECIATED. 🎃 Dear 𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 around the globe, we 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 you to the haunting realm. We gladly 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 on your 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓. 𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑴𝑶𝑵 your 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲. Join us in ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #HauntedParade ㅤ
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Went for a walk today. Trying not to make it sound like an athletic achievement, but it's currently the highlight of my week.
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Daniel retweeted
MATTHEW SCHAEFER JUST MADE HISTORY, BECOMING THE FIRST PLAYER EVER TO PLAY AN ENTIRE FIVE-MINUTE OVERTIME. 🤯 He played a total of 32:16 TOI in the shootout win over the Nashville Predators.
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Daniel retweeted
ISLES WIN IN THE SHOOTOUT! 🦞
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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The only QB in @NFL history with at least 14 TD passes and no turnovers through the first six games of any season: - @Lions QB Jared Goff (2026) #OnePride
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What the hell.
‘maxxing’ has been named Word of the Year 2026 by dictionary.com. (dictionary.com/articles/word…)
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#Magnus: Brainstorming Halloween-themed story ideas for Dan... maybe a plot featuring him in an alternate universe. Any interesting ideas to spark some inspiration?
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the subway will take thirty to forty minutes, so we'll get there right when the sun is still pretty high. We can move now and wait out the heat down near Chelsea, or hang out around here. Plenty to sink our teeth into either way." Before long, the barista called out their order.
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Daniel picked up both cups, tossed a quick thanks over his shoulder, and handed Jolene her coffee. ​"So," he smiled, taking a sip of his chai. "Your call." @aerospacemic
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