Ice Dance needed a Quan Millz … you’re welcome
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#randomthought if u were a skater would you rather be in dance or pairs
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If you liked To Jackie Wong Foo … my backup fantasy name has hit the towers …
If you see someone tanking in Fantasy Skating under the user “To Jackie Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar” … mind your business. As the late, great Benoît Richaud once said, “it’s for the arts, not the charts.”
Since when are we calling the Jack Sparrow film series “POC.” Saw someone talking about Kevin’s POC program and got scared that he’d gotten so caught up in the Caribbean that he neglected the Pirates.
Ashley Wagner is Kelly Clarkson. Ilia’s program is the $15 million talking bird. $15 million is Shae’s day rate. The world ended in 2012. Ashley Wagner won 2012 Nationals. Dressed as a Talking Bird. Ten days earlier, Kelly released “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You).” Hm.
Marina Zoueva used to do lines off Toller Cranston’s biography backstage at this event & hand out blank checks to the judges … all to ensure that some Californian girl w/ a Slovakian passport and a Rent-A-Russian partner gets a set of Olympic minimums that she doesn’t deserve
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Throwback to when steps leading into the solo jump were required in the SP and Josh Farris gave us this beauty—at the end of the program, no less.
Getting heated about *checks notes* overscoring at the *checks notes* Denis Ten Challenge… you people would go to a Warhol exhibit and crash out at the presence of a Soup Can
French passport. Eastern European name. The hair of a girl who learned the Thunderstruck choreography while Kelli Finglass aimed a gun at her forehead. The spirit of the failed League of Nations lives on in her.
If Kimmy Repond painted herself blue and pivoted to reality television, she would dogwalk her competition on ANTM (Avatar’s Next Top Model)
In honor of the upcoming Worlds, and the inevitable reveal that The Emperor (USAG) Has Limited Remaining Clothes, please enjoy this sketch I wrote about The Mikayla Skinner Phenomenon (among other things). Her web, it connects us all.
