Is an egg, apparently. @ibmalone@universeodon.com

Joined June 2011
Hi, @GiveBloodNHS can we agree that a fully resolved eye infection from over six months ago combined with an appointment booked for next year to check how my dry eyes (blepharitis) are doing isn't really a barrier to donating? (After an hour's deliberation.)
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I understand why something like BIDS was needed, I just wish it hadn't actually been BIDS that we got.
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If, for some reason best known to yourself, you chose to follow me on twitter, you can now also do so on mastodon @ibmalone@universeodon.com. I've decided best not to turn their missing avatar placeholder upside down...
Just shy of 700,000 signatures. Let’s get this over 1 million now —> petition.parliament.uk/petit… #GeneralElectionNow #EnoughIsEnough
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Retweet if I’d be a better PM than Truss.
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The question we should ask ourselves this morning, "Is it too early to open the champagne?"
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Hi @UberUK, which of these is the correct 'review my cancellation fee' option when I lose connection before I'm paired with a driver and when I get signal again I find a cancelled trip?
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Excited to introduce tissue-weighted mean that highlights and addresses a hitherto unrecognised problem when correcting for CSF partial volume. Work led by Chris Parker, @tdveale, w/ @BocchettaM, @DrCFSlattery, @ibmalone @dave_mri, @jonschott, @davecash75 doi.org/10.1016/j.neuroimage…
Hi @nidirect, can you verify this from bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-i…, "The COVIDCert Check NI app accepts EU travel certs, as well as the NHS vaccine certificates used in Scotland, England and Wales."? Does this mean GB certificates will allow access to venues?
RT if you won't accept #OneRuleForThem
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So, it appears that the private lab which wrongly gave out 43,000 PCR negative results was Immensa, a company with no experience of PCR tested awarded a £119 million contract after only being in existence for 4 months. Corruption costs lives. bylinetimes.com/2020/11/09/1…
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So proud of these boys & all they’ve done for our country. We don’t deserve their brilliance. They fought for school meals, kneeled against racism, wore the rainbow with pride & even rode a unicorn!! They are our present & future & they made England united ❤️🤍 #EURO2020
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Hi @AerLingus, if multiple people are travelling on a booking, can they each get their boarding pass on their own phone? Can't find this on the website.
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Replying to @BBCWorldatOne
@BBCWorldatOne it's not correct that 70% of our population is vaccinated. We are at 70% of the *adult* population, only about 54% of the overall population ourworldindata.org/covid-vac…
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(That's 54% on only one dose. And only about 30% on both doses.)
“Let the bodies pile high in their thousands.” Small wonder he’s doing everything he can to avoid a statutory independent Covid inquiry. RT if you want that inquiry now.
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Ian Malone retweeted
Lambeth residents should click here beta.lambeth.gov.uk/enhanced… And Wandsworth residents here wandsworth.gov.uk/health-and… Very important as vaccine rollout continues we stop the spread of virus variants that may be partially resistant. Not keen on lockdown 4.
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Don’t walk home but don’t get a taxi and don’t use public transportation. Don’t refuse to go out with men because they deserve a chance and don’t leave early but don’t go home alone after dark and don’t carry protection because that’s offensive but why didn’t you defend yourself.
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Looks at reviewer's comment, "you need to include numbers in each group, age, sex, etc." Looks at table 1: numbers in each group, age, sex, etc... 🤷‍♂️
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We’re recruiting! 3 post-doc posts at UCL. 2 on a new multiple sclerosis project; 1 on neurodevelopment + image-quality transfer. Would suit those with neuroimage processing experience + Deep Learning (for the neurodevelopment post). Ads due out soon; DM me for details
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