Marketer. United supporter. WWE fan. Husband. Dad. Other stuff. But mainly that.

Lancashire, England
Joined February 2009
Well, that was pretty fucking sub-optimal. #united
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Dalot has been absolutely shite
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Crying out for Sesko to pin a centre half and us play off him
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Brilliant from Shaw. And Sesko 😍 #united
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So, I guess government alerts work then. ‼️
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Art Donovan finally gets some answers.
Oba Femi weighs in at 302 pounds 💪 @Obaofwwe
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I think I’d rather listen to Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon for 30 mins over this.
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This pitch doesn’t exactly look to be fitting of a World Cup final.
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Bet Toney’s chuffed that we get a pen 5 mins after he goes off
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So, we’re shit hot in friendlies then.
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Can’t say that France look all that assed about events
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Let’s give Dean Henderson the gloves shall we?
England’s number one? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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England’s number one? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Tuchel seemingly got some big decisions wrong on Wednesday, but I really do like him and hope he stays.
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Big Meeks is looking fresh #threads
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Morgan Rogers to score seems tasty
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‘Dan Burn’ shall officially never be known as ‘Dan Burn’ again, ever. He shall henceforce always be referred to as ‘Big Dan Burn’ by all commentators, pundits and fans, and as just ‘Big Dan’ by his friends, parents, partner and children. #byroyaldecree #BigDan
Big Dan Burn loses Alexis Mac Allister to head home! #EFL | #CarabaoCup
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Absolutely love Tuchel 😍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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