
*account retired* life is neat if you don't think about it alt- @ianisnotkool
Dallas, TX (he/him)
Joined August 2009
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one time a girl i really liked demoted me to slampiece by saying “You know we don’t have to go on dates, right? Like we can just like hangout at your place, I’m free on the weekends any time after midnight” it was kinda humbling to get out fuckboy’d
it's so funny to me that even elon's biggest fanbois still call it a "tweet" instead of "post on X"
Imagine going to jail over a tweet. DA Alvin Bragg wants to hurt Donald Trump as much as possible, and make him feel it. Today, Bragg filed a motion to hold Trump in contempt, accusing him of violating a gag order. Bragg wants to prevent Trump from speaking about the trial and doing so could land Trump in jail.
The process is the punishment.
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IDF Spokesperson Daniel Hagari revealed today that Hamas' main operation is based under the Shifa Hospital in Gaza City.
#Hamasisisis
#Gaza
#TheRealImage
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open the youtube link in the community notes for a lil treat
Tim isnt even bald lmao, nice lie though
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tim is bald
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Honest question: Has there ever been more of a "pick me" girl than Grimes?
While you partied, the elf girls studied the blade (on playstation).
The corporeal is now indistinguishable from the machine.
Don't be a "pick-me" girl, you said.
But it was you who chose the elf girls. you are the algorithm.
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Twitter should add a badge of shame that only appears when a user has been ratio'd in the last 48 hours
any women that are self-conscious about their RBF just know that you are prefect in my eyes and i'm deeply in love with you
a gay porn parody of Crocodile Dundee where he says "that not a cock, this is a cock" then eats ass like he's playing a didgeridoo




















