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*account retired* life is neat if you don't think about it alt- @ianisnotkool

Dallas, TX (he/him)
Joined August 2009
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one time a girl i really liked demoted me to slampiece by saying “You know we don’t have to go on dates, right? Like we can just like hangout at your place, I’m free on the weekends any time after midnight” it was kinda humbling to get out fuckboy’d
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Retweeting with no particular reason today - It's been over 2 years since my vasectomy and I couldn't be happier about it
I recently had a vasectomy and I think more men should consider getting one. But I see some common misconceptions on my TL I want to clear up 🧵
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it's so funny to me that even elon's biggest fanbois still call it a "tweet" instead of "post on X"
Imagine going to jail over a tweet. DA Alvin Bragg wants to hurt Donald Trump as much as possible, and make him feel it. Today, Bragg filed a motion to hold Trump in contempt, accusing him of violating a gag order. Bragg wants to prevent Trump from speaking about the trial and doing so could land Trump in jail. The process is the punishment.
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Elon added a second feed to twitter web browser and it fucking sucks
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The manga is amazing so happy they are getting an anime
"Dan Da Dan" anime series by Science Saru studio premieres on Netflix worldwide this October.
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IDF Spokesperson Daniel Hagari revealed today that Hamas' main operation is based under the Shifa Hospital in Gaza City. #Hamasisisis #Gaza #TheRealImage
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open the youtube link in the community notes for a lil treat
Tim isnt even bald lmao, nice lie though
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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he hates everything about the app he paid 44 billion for
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Honest question: Has there ever been more of a "pick me" girl than Grimes?
While you partied, the elf girls studied the blade (on playstation). The corporeal is now indistinguishable from the machine. Don't be a "pick-me" girl, you said. But it was you who chose the elf girls. you are the algorithm.
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being dyslexic typing out a big word and the red squiggles don't show up under the word
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Inside me there are two wolves rereading Berserk
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Dallas this guy is amazing
Tattooing in Dallas until the 1st. Then off to LA. Tap inward
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low battery screen shots of plane tickets has caused me so much undue stress
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Twitter should add a badge of shame that only appears when a user has been ratio'd in the last 48 hours
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any women that are self-conscious about their RBF just know that you are prefect in my eyes and i'm deeply in love with you
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The fit was too good not to post
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a gay porn parody of Crocodile Dundee where he says "that not a cock, this is a cock" then eats ass like he's playing a didgeridoo
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I'm going to lose sleep over this profile
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Happy Friday the 13th
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It was fun being a weird little guy for a bit but I'm back to being hot washed up eboy
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