@iancmac

On a quest to find the perfect key lime pie 🍋‍🟩

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😂😂😂🤣😂 I don't know what's funnier, Trump labelling himself as a deal-maker or his claim that he practices restraint. He's a bad joke & has turned the Presidency into a punchline. Patton would have dope-slapped him into next week. #TrumptyDumpty
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I stand by Zelensky 🇺🇦 I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 #UkraineStrong 🇺🇦
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A special “Tip of the Hat” to teachers today. Thank you. Every year you take on increasing responsibilities with dwindling resources. We owe you all more than we can ever put into words. (image: @Shutterstock) #ThankYou #Teachers #WorldTeachersDay
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And in related news, nationwide sales of Metamucil and Werther’s Caramels are expected to increase this quarter.
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@PoeslawisaliveOct 3
YUGE NEWS: President Trump just Announced that he will be giving 20 million Seniors Citizens a One Time Payment of 90 Dollars. They can use this money for whatever they want. Buy a New Car. Take a Vacation. Or Eat. It’s totally up to them.
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So this past weekend I put on a kilt and drove across state lines in torrential rain to attend a 60th birthday party in a garage when they served Guinness and lobster. #LifeisGood
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How many different types of repulsive do you have to be to drug, sexually assault, & then gang rape a woman. Then, how many different types of despicable do you need to be to set the punishment for gang rape to essay writing. @Cornell #RapeCulture #CornellGangRape #ChiPhiRapists
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In addition to being the President of Cornell University, Michael Kotlikoff is also one of the mindless wankers who thought writing an essay was an acceptable apology for the seven-hour gang rape of a female Cornell student he should have protected.
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As a training consultant I collect customer service stories. Tonight's came to me courtesy of MasParc by Laz Parking. It wasn't service or parking, but bureaucracy run amok; an example of how not to empower your employees to make common sense decisions. @MasParc_LAZ @LAZParking – at Boston, MA
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It speaks volumes that neither @MasParc_LAZ or @LAZParking reached out to ask how their customer service fell short. What a gift!! I cannot thank them enough for that. I look forward to Michael Harth & Dan Migala accidentally finding themselves in one of my keynotes.
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Remembering the birthdays of F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896) & Arthur Guinness (1725). Together they gave me a great book and terrific beverage. #FScottFitzgerald #TheGreatGatsby #ArthurGuinness @Guinness_Global
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Happy birthday, Boston! The city was founded by Puritan settlers on this day in 1630.
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Genuinely pleased to see Mitch McConnell out & about today. I disagree with everything he stands for & hold him responsible for destroying the Senate, but I'm pleased that rumours of his death were unfounded. Now, do your country a favor & retire you old coot. @SenMcConnell @GOP – at Milton, MA
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In addition, it’s ‘for all intents & purposes,’ not ‘for all intensive purposes.’
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterSep 6
Not to add to the discourse, but… It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’ It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’ It’s ‘eke out,’ not ‘eek out.’ It’s ‘sleight of hand,’ not ‘slight of hand.’ It's ‘Anchors aweigh,’ and not ‘Anchor's away!’
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Happy Labor Day to all, and thank you to the Union movement for all they have sacrificed & the hours they have dedicated to create safe workplaces that protect employee rights. #LaborDay #UnionProud #UnionStrong @Steelworkers @9158USW
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The billboard on the left features that great Australian, Norman Gunston. Known as the little Aussie bleeder he was Australia's answer to Johnny Carson in the 70s, & his interview with Sally Struthers is legendary. #NormanGunston #SallyStruthers youtube: youtu.be/K-z6QjDTbFE?is=ejSf…
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The purple shading in this map represents the counties where at least 20% of the population live below the poverty line. WTF! 💡 Here's an idea! If people want to tout America First, how about we stop starting military conflicts & start looking after our citizens & residents.
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The secret, Alice, is to surround yourself with people who make your heart smile. It’s then, only then, that you’ll find Wonderland.” - The Mad Hatter (Drawing by Bruce See) #Happiness #HeartSmile #MadHatter
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Mourning the death of Gloria Steinem. She helped bring women’s rights, workplace equality, and gender discrimination into mainstream debate, and challenged traditional expectations of women. Her work will be written at large in the history of mankind. #GloriaSteinem #WomensRights – at Milton, MA
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I've taken a peak at the nitwits running for DA for Suffolk County and we deserve better than that buffet of disappointment. So write me in! I champion human dignity, I believe in justice, accountability, common sense, and getting shit done. #WriteIn #IanMackenzie #for #SuffolkDA – at Boston, MA
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Dolly has left us, and we are all the poorer for it. An extraordinary woman with a beautiful, musical, charitable, servant heart, her legacy will be felt for generations. 💔🎶 @DollyParton #RIPDollyParton (image credit: @deAdder)
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