Don’t complicate my vibe. Psychotic Buccaneer fan.

Joined March 2009
Friday nights are like an escape into a different reality. Shower and hitting the penjamin in my robe as I boot up my Xbox. Straight ballin
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Maxing out the 🐐. Working on his 5th weapon and playing around with some elements. Always loved his moveset #xbox #DW3 #DW3R #koei #omegaforce #shu
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Conrad Thompson doubles down on his controversial Roman Reigns take: “The thing that upset everybody is I called him an industry plant. If you look at Stone Cold, he got really hot and over with the crowd, and then they made him champion. The same is true with every other wrestler in history except for Roman Reigns. They forced him to be on top and to always win over and over and over. When he beat The Undertaker at WrestleMania, he shows up on Raw the next day and they booed him nonstop. Fans just did not want it. I think if we’re gonna give credit where credit’s due, it’s Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman changed the way we all felt about Roman Reigns, and I wonder what his career would look like if it weren’t for Paul Heyman. I’m not saying Roman doesn’t deserve the credit. He’s certainly at the top of the mountain and having great matches and great promos and all that. But when people started to say, ‘Roman’s more important to the history of WWE than Hulk Hogan,’ that’s ridiculous. It’s not even close to true. Great wrestler, great performer. Hope he makes a million dollars an appearance from now on. I hope he crushes it. I’m just ready for something new.”
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危うくショーしちゃうとこだったぜ🐬
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Influencers who just pound food in their cars. The fuck you doin bro. Go home and get a plate, slob.
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Me when cyclists are on the road
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Drivin 90 mph and listening to Judas Priest. Everyone get outta my way
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ONE OF THE MOST INSANE SPOTS OF 2026 BY FAR #WWENXT
MY GOODNESS EK PROSPER JUST DESTROYING GRAYSON WALLER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE #WWENXT
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USC really destroyed the Pac-12 just so they could finish 6th in the Big 10 every year.
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I’ve been shaving more lately and the results have been good. Got carded twice recently at 38. My baby face will never leave me it seems. A blessing and a curse
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Throwback to Cadillac Williams' 148-yard performance against Minnesota in his NFL debut 👏 Cadillac would become the first player in NFL history to rush for 100+ yards in each of his first three career games. 🔜 #MINvsTB Sept. 27 @ 4:05 p.m. ET on FOX
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Is Martinez the greatest "what-if" of the early 2010s? Dude was electric before his injuries. Could he have been a 1st-Round NFL prospect?
Taylor Martinez That guy rocked.
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WOW had no idea Chris Simms had it in him like this 🔥….no lies detected
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I’m salivating to play Fire Emblem. Gunna check target on the way home otherwise it’s digital. So fuckin stoked
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On This Day in Wrestling History - Bret Hart sits down with Mr Perfect to discuss a possible WWF return 30 years ago today on RAW (9/16/96) @perfecthennig @OTD_in_WWE
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Fridays be hittin different now. Rippin the penjamin and we straight into Owatch, baby. Comp only and I’m talking shit to everyone. Ain’t no stopping me #xbox #xboxseriesx #gamepass #videogames #ow #Overwatch #healer #healbot #mercy
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Damn I gained a lot of respect for Arod today. Unreal shit
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Legitimately the worst summer of all time. Absolute dogshit ground zero. No vacation. Work sucks balls everyday now and we’re marching straight into the 4th qrt. Never gunna let another 2026 happen again besides that Knicks title though know what I’m saying g
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