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Steven H Cassidy🍏

@iamscassidy

Script doctorer/Ghostwriter. Award winning breakfast maker. Chasing paper, getting nowhere. Chipper.

 Belfast, Northern Ireland
Joined June 2011
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The fireworks sedative worked
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James Blunt, consistently wrong until the very end
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Refused to buy me a coffee at the visitor centre as she said it was a tourist trap, and "they've got you by the clinkers."
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The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson (dog edition)
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Beach visit ✅️ Puppacino mostly spilled on the floor. ✅️
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Terrible optics
Dear Deidre (@DearDeidre) profile pictureDear Deidre@DearDeidreOct 28
I'm enjoying quickies with barman at work & now he wants me to move in with him thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/408…
I’ve been enjoying sneaky quickies and cuddles with barman at work… and now he wants to move in...

I’ve been enjoying sneaky quickies and cuddles with barman at work… and now he wants to move in...

DEAR DEIDRE: I’VE been enjoying a little cuddle, or a sneaky quickie, whenever I’m alone with my ex-boyfriend’s flatmate. Now this new guy wants to move in with me, but it’s moving too fast. I work…

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Paul Bloomfield@AdolphusSpriggsOct 24
Tostig Godwinson, 1066.
ianjwebb (@ianwebb70sdey) profile pictureianjwebb@ianwebb70sdeyOct 24
WTF is going on at the Bridge?
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"Offered him £2.50 to smell my finger, and he did!"
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Saturday morning
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What your nan sees after she drops some acid and you call round unexpectedly
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@DiscussingFilmOct 23
‘CLAYFACE’ is now Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes at 74% Read our review: bit.ly/ClayDF
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Limp Bizkit are just Busted if you gave them a load of Monster #TOTP
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This sounds like my internet dial up in 2000 #TOTP
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@VinnieSull1vanOct 22
This one's spectacular. In the 1960s, London's Mews were still being used to keep horses. This clip spoils us with a lovely glimpse of the people, pubs, and lifestyle among the cobbled backstreets that have since become expensive housing. They certainly had more personality then than nowadays. @Britains___Pubs
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They wouldn't pay for my £60 Ryanair flight to London so I told them to stuff it
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@BBCNewsOct 23
Final James Bond screen tests to take place this weekend, reports say bbc.in/4smwkij

James Bond: Jack Lowden and Callum Turner to screen test this weekend, reports say

Callum Turner and Jack Lowden "appear to be in the mix" of actors doing screen tests for the role.

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I ate pizza at 8.30 last night and I may as well have shot myself in the stomach. Complan and Horlicks from now on
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United being relegated in the same season as city, to steal the headlines, is going to be the ultimate wind up
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Vic And Bob mash up ⤵️🤣
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Jack Barth@SkydMarxxOct 20
I wonder if these arrogant pigs will ever notify me that the story I created is becoming a huge West End musical. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5rm…
Emma Freud says Beatles' songs to star in Yesterday musical

Emma Freud says Beatles' songs to star in Yesterday musical

The Beatles agree for their songs to feature in a stage version of Yesterday, says the co-producer.

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Bigfoot and Ouija Boards for today's Strange But True, the ultimate episode
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A mother is on complaining that her teenage daughter won't get out of bed and swears at her after using a ouija board. I've news for you missus, they're all like that
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