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evan

@iamnotevan

selfie graveyard

 New York, NY
instagram.com/iamnotevan
Joined June 2018
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Bean@HELIOARIAOct 15
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Tumblr Post from: soviet-union-deactivated1991122 “‘you'd fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it's pseudoscience’ she'd fumble me by believing in astrology ngl”

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Using em dashes in 2026 is a status symbol — a sign of not living in fear
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g@34rthsOct 2
Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then
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😭😭
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I got it yes bitches chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch please
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Lvl up!
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This is how you knew you were chopped back in my day
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Yawn
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I don’t want to talk about my broken oven handle
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