Ivan K๐ฆ ๐๐ retweeted
When men call their girlfriends โwifeโ just to see their reactions ๐โค๏ธ This is honestly so beautiful! ๐ฅน
So girlfriends really do love being called โwifeyโ! ๐๐ฅนโค๏ธ
Itโs the way their whole face just lights up. Like, one second theyโre normal, and the next second you say โwifeโ and theyโre blushing, smiling, trying to act like they didnโt just melt inside.
And theyโll try to play it cool. Theyโll be like, โStoppp, Iโm not your wife yet.โ But you can SEE it. That little smile theyโre trying to hide? Yeah, they loved that.
Because itโs not just a word. Itโs what it means. It means โI see you. I see a future with you. Iโm not just here for right now, Iโm here for forever.โ
That one little word makes them feel safe. It makes them feel chosen. It makes them feel like theyโre not just a girlfriend, theyโre THE one.
And honestly? That reaction is priceless. ๐โค๏ธ
So yeah, girlfriends really do love being called โwifey.โ
Call her your wife and watch her whole world light up.
Ivan K๐ฆ ๐๐ retweeted
We all need a laugh at the moment.๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ
Howling here ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ
Own up. Who did this? ๐คฃ๐ญ๐๐ฝ
Now there's a fucking statement...... ๐ช๐พ love my club! ๐๐๐ฆ
Aston Villa held an important working meeting today to plan the club's future and lay the foundations for its long-term sporting and institutional project.
The meeting brought together Nassef Sawiris, the club's Chairman and Unai Emery alongside President of Football Operations Roberto Olabe and Director of Football Operations Damiรกn Vidagany.
The discussions focused on jointly planning the club's long-term strategic direction, with positive discussions establishing a clear commitment beyond 2029 for the joint development of the club under the sporting leadership of Unai Emery based on the shared ambitions and common goal to reach excellency and keep growing during the next years.
The objective is clear: to build an ambitious, competitive Aston Villa capable of taking on the biggest challenges and achievements.
Oh do shut up Piers..... Your rampant favouritism it s beyond a joke now ๐ฅฑ
Such a charming lad ๐คฃ๐
Ref suck your mom you twat and as for Fleetwood and the players your all dog shit touch our Max Dowman โค๏ธ๐ซ again and come and see me and see how that ends. Ohhhhhhhh your League 2 and weโre Prem Champs thatโs what I fought. Wont win the cup! โค๏ธ๐ค๐ฅน๐ #AFC #CarabaoCup #Arsenal
Ivan K๐ฆ ๐๐ retweeted
I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!"
As soon as I did, she screamed...
I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
Ivan K๐ฆ ๐๐ retweeted
This is what AI is made for. Murtaugh is too old for this ๐ฉ and Riggs has to find a new partner. I absolutely love how they brought in every character from that era and even combined two different characters for one actor in a couple different scenes. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฅ๐ซ
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#mufc's decision-makers are not fully sold on available coaches like Antonio Conte, Eddie Howe and Julian Nagelsmann.
A well-placed source said, โThe best ones wonโt come.โ [@samuelluckhurst]
Shitshow continues......
๐จ BREAKING: Michael Carrick set to be given time to turn things in around. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea.
Training is taking place as usual.
#MUFC now looking for a response at Stamford Bridge.
Ivan K๐ฆ ๐๐ retweeted
๐จ John McGinn on Aston Villaโs 2-1 victory over Manchester City:
โBefore the game, the manager told us something very simple. He said, โIf you want to beat Manchester City, first you have to prove you can run with them.โ
And that was basically our preparation throughout the week.
We werenโt spending the whole week talking about Haaland, or how much their players cost, or how good they are on the ball. We already knew all of that.
The manager wanted us to match them physically. Every run, every sprint, every second ball. If one of their players covered ten metres, we had to be prepared to cover eleven.
I remember one training session where we were absolutely exhausted. Weโd just finished an exercise, and a few of the lads thought we were done.
The manager called us back.
Someone said, โBoss, weโve already done that one.โ
He said, โYes, but Manchester City wonโt stop running because youโre tired.โ
So we went again.
He kept telling us, โDonโt give them the advantage before the ball has even been kicked. If they run, you run. If they press, you press. If they fight for a ball, you fight harder.โ
And he was right.
You can have the best tactical plan in the world, but if youโre always arriving two seconds later than your opponent, whatโs the point?
We knew there would be difficult moments. You donโt play Manchester City and expect to control everything for 90 minutes.
But we felt that if we could stay with them, compete for everything and make the game uncomfortable, weโd have a chance.
Then Nicolas Jackson decided to make all that running worthwhile.
His first goal was brilliant. The way he attacked the space, the confidence in the finish. Thatโs exactly what you need against a team like City because you might not get many opportunities.
Then they equalised, and thatโs when you start asking questions of yourselves.
Youโve worked all week for this. Youโve run yourselves into the ground. Now theyโve scored, and you have to find another way.
I remember looking around at the lads, and nobody seemed interested in settling for a draw.
Then Nicolas got the ball outside the box.
I was actually expecting him to take another touch.
He didnโt.
He hit it low, and the next thing I knew, we were celebrating.
I went over to him and said, โNico, do you know how much running weโve done for you today?โ
He laughed.
I said, โIโm serious. Some of us can barely feel our legs.โ
He told me, โThatโs why I scored two. One wasnโt enough.โ
And I loved that.
Because thatโs what a team is supposed to be.
Youโve got players chasing, tackling, covering for each other, doing the things that donโt always appear in the highlights. And then youโve got somebody like Nicolas who makes all that work count.
We didnโt beat Manchester City because we had eleven players who were technically better than theirs.
We beat them because we were prepared to work for each other, and when the moments came, Nicolas was ruthless.
After the match, the manager was pleased, but he still reminded us about the running.
I told him, โBoss, I think weโve run enough for one week.โ
He smiled and said, โGood. Weโll start again on Monday.โ
Thatโs Unai Emery for you.
But if Nicolas keeps scoring twice every time we run like that, I donโt think anybody will complain.โ
#ManchesterUnitedBournemouth #PremierLeague #fabrizioromano #Manchestercity #Astonvilla
I beg any Man Utd fan who thinks Unai leaves us for them to do a little bit of light reading below...... All banter aside, it would take a miracle to get him to leave us before his contract is up..... If you could promise him all this and more with your set up, give him the same amount of control he has at Villa, and can afford his entire backroom team, then perhaps he might entertain the conversation for 5 minutes before turning you down.... Truthfully the Glazers and Ineos would never stick to their word and those recruiting for the job would be out the door under Unai.....


























