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Aston Villa ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ ST holder (L6), married, gaming nerd (PS5, PC , & retro) music, & whisky fan. All my heroes are Villains. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ

London, England
Joined June 2017
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All the goals . Commentary provided from the ๐Ÿ @CliveTyldesley . #avfc
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When men call their girlfriends โ€œwifeโ€ just to see their reactions ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ This is honestly so beautiful! ๐Ÿฅน So girlfriends really do love being called โ€œwifeyโ€! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ Itโ€™s the way their whole face just lights up. Like, one second theyโ€™re normal, and the next second you say โ€œwifeโ€ and theyโ€™re blushing, smiling, trying to act like they didnโ€™t just melt inside. And theyโ€™ll try to play it cool. Theyโ€™ll be like, โ€œStoppp, Iโ€™m not your wife yet.โ€ But you can SEE it. That little smile theyโ€™re trying to hide? Yeah, they loved that. Because itโ€™s not just a word. Itโ€™s what it means. It means โ€œI see you. I see a future with you. Iโ€™m not just here for right now, Iโ€™m here for forever.โ€ That one little word makes them feel safe. It makes them feel chosen. It makes them feel like theyโ€™re not just a girlfriend, theyโ€™re THE one. And honestly? That reaction is priceless. ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ So yeah, girlfriends really do love being called โ€œwifey.โ€ Call her your wife and watch her whole world light up.
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Who made this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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We all need a laugh at the moment.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ Howling here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Own up. Who did this? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ
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Pure grade A copium. ๐Ÿ˜‚
I think Aston Villa owners are doing Unai Emery more harm than good. He has the opportunity to become one of the most paid and influential managers at Man United. Aston Villa fans can celebrate but the extension wonโ€™t stop him from thinking United hard currency.๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Now there's a fucking statement...... ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ love my club! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆ
Aston Villa held an important working meeting today to plan the club's future and lay the foundations for its long-term sporting and institutional project. The meeting brought together Nassef Sawiris, the club's Chairman and Unai Emery alongside President of Football Operations Roberto Olabe and Director of Football Operations Damiรกn Vidagany. The discussions focused on jointly planning the club's long-term strategic direction, with positive discussions establishing a clear commitment beyond 2029 for the joint development of the club under the sporting leadership of Unai Emery based on the shared ambitions and common goal to reach excellency and keep growing during the next years. The objective is clear: to build an ambitious, competitive Aston Villa capable of taking on the biggest challenges and achievements.
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Oh do shut up Piers..... Your rampant favouritism it s beyond a joke now ๐Ÿฅฑ
Disgraceful decision. Where is the FAโ€™s duty of care to protect a 16yr-old from being brutalised by leg-breaking tackles that caused him to very mildly react? Max Dowman is one of the most exciting talents in Britain and shouldnโ€™t be treated like this.
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R.I.P jean Luc. Thank you for making it som ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Such a charming lad ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ref suck your mom you twat and as for Fleetwood and the players your all dog shit touch our Max Dowman โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ซ again and come and see me and see how that ends. Ohhhhhhhh your League 2 and weโ€™re Prem Champs thatโ€™s what I fought. Wont win the cup! โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ #AFC #CarabaoCup #Arsenal
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I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!" As soon as I did, she screamed... I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
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This is what AI is made for. Murtaugh is too old for this ๐Ÿ’ฉ and Riggs has to find a new partner. I absolutely love how they brought in every character from that era and even combined two different characters for one actor in a couple different scenes. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ
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#mufc's decision-makers are not fully sold on available coaches like Antonio Conte, Eddie Howe and Julian Nagelsmann. A well-placed source said, โ€œThe best ones wonโ€™t come.โ€ [@samuelluckhurst]
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Shitshow continues......
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Michael Carrick set to be given time to turn things in around. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea. Training is taking place as usual. #MUFC now looking for a response at Stamford Bridge.
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If you have a spare 5 minutesโ€ฆ Glorious
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๐Ÿšจ John McGinn on Aston Villaโ€™s 2-1 victory over Manchester City: โ€œBefore the game, the manager told us something very simple. He said, โ€˜If you want to beat Manchester City, first you have to prove you can run with them.โ€™ And that was basically our preparation throughout the week. We werenโ€™t spending the whole week talking about Haaland, or how much their players cost, or how good they are on the ball. We already knew all of that. The manager wanted us to match them physically. Every run, every sprint, every second ball. If one of their players covered ten metres, we had to be prepared to cover eleven. I remember one training session where we were absolutely exhausted. Weโ€™d just finished an exercise, and a few of the lads thought we were done. The manager called us back. Someone said, โ€˜Boss, weโ€™ve already done that one.โ€™ He said, โ€˜Yes, but Manchester City wonโ€™t stop running because youโ€™re tired.โ€™ So we went again. He kept telling us, โ€˜Donโ€™t give them the advantage before the ball has even been kicked. If they run, you run. If they press, you press. If they fight for a ball, you fight harder.โ€™ And he was right. You can have the best tactical plan in the world, but if youโ€™re always arriving two seconds later than your opponent, whatโ€™s the point? We knew there would be difficult moments. You donโ€™t play Manchester City and expect to control everything for 90 minutes. But we felt that if we could stay with them, compete for everything and make the game uncomfortable, weโ€™d have a chance. Then Nicolas Jackson decided to make all that running worthwhile. His first goal was brilliant. The way he attacked the space, the confidence in the finish. Thatโ€™s exactly what you need against a team like City because you might not get many opportunities. Then they equalised, and thatโ€™s when you start asking questions of yourselves. Youโ€™ve worked all week for this. Youโ€™ve run yourselves into the ground. Now theyโ€™ve scored, and you have to find another way. I remember looking around at the lads, and nobody seemed interested in settling for a draw. Then Nicolas got the ball outside the box. I was actually expecting him to take another touch. He didnโ€™t. He hit it low, and the next thing I knew, we were celebrating. I went over to him and said, โ€˜Nico, do you know how much running weโ€™ve done for you today?โ€™ He laughed. I said, โ€˜Iโ€™m serious. Some of us can barely feel our legs.โ€™ He told me, โ€˜Thatโ€™s why I scored two. One wasnโ€™t enough.โ€™ And I loved that. Because thatโ€™s what a team is supposed to be. Youโ€™ve got players chasing, tackling, covering for each other, doing the things that donโ€™t always appear in the highlights. And then youโ€™ve got somebody like Nicolas who makes all that work count. We didnโ€™t beat Manchester City because we had eleven players who were technically better than theirs. We beat them because we were prepared to work for each other, and when the moments came, Nicolas was ruthless. After the match, the manager was pleased, but he still reminded us about the running. I told him, โ€˜Boss, I think weโ€™ve run enough for one week.โ€™ He smiled and said, โ€˜Good. Weโ€™ll start again on Monday.โ€™ Thatโ€™s Unai Emery for you. But if Nicolas keeps scoring twice every time we run like that, I donโ€™t think anybody will complain.โ€ #ManchesterUnitedBournemouth #PremierLeague #fabrizioromano #Manchestercity #Astonvilla
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I beg any Man Utd fan who thinks Unai leaves us for them to do a little bit of light reading below...... All banter aside, it would take a miracle to get him to leave us before his contract is up..... If you could promise him all this and more with your set up, give him the same amount of control he has at Villa, and can afford his entire backroom team, then perhaps he might entertain the conversation for 5 minutes before turning you down.... Truthfully the Glazers and Ineos would never stick to their word and those recruiting for the job would be out the door under Unai.....
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