Me: ugh, 2 hours is so long to watch a movie. It requires so much focus Also me: oh, there's a 3 and a half hour @jessiegender video discussing how awful jk Rowling is? Sure I'll watch that

I am oddly tempted to purchase a record described as clean, cum splattered.

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Final scene of Ozark season 4... Julia Garner's scream is amazing

When using gender neutral pronouns in an inclusive manner, would I say Them and me Them and I Cause I sure can't say they and I. I can also say we, but that's no fun

Oh right I have Twitter twitch.tv/dj_ared Live now

If you're going to make me sit on hold for 20 minutes, at least do me the courtesy of having your hold music loop correctly.

Got a genetic test. Get an email saying I have to decide how it's paid for. I could pay $250 out if pocket or bill my insurance where it could cost ALMOST 1000. But probably not that much. But it COULD be. But it probably won't be. What?

After almost 20 years, Reno 911 still holds up