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Creamth, the doodoo boy

@iamcreamth

formerly a doodoo man, demoted to doodoo boy. my name is Creamth

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Joined December 2011
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Jesus might have turned water into wine but I turn 5 Nathan’s hot dogs into a steaming pile of shit and nobody calls me the fuckin messiah
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whenever the catcher runs up to see the pitcher I always get sad when they don’t kiss :(
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me explaining Noah kahan to my boomer parents: “yeah it’s that guy that white women realllly like”
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this too shall pass? more like piss poo shall ass amirite?
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Franklin the GOAT®@FranklinDaGoatAug 31
I clogged the toilet this morning with pee
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can’t wait to vote kony 2028
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jelly roll is going to come out as a maoist just you wait!!!!
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we always speak of lil John but never speak of his beloved east side boyz
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my gay dads are fighting again
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequenceAug 19
Update: Charley Crockett has more words for Jack White: "If you want the smoke, I'm your man."
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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps30 Dec 2024
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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if you don’t choose F you’re a coward
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonAug 14
You have to stay in one circle for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?
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everyone talkin bout Microsoft but im out here like damn let’s be MACRO HARD
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might change my name to dickass
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Warren Haynes more like Peace and Calvin Klein
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Poopington Cummingsley Fartingdale These are just a few examples of the things my sick twisted mind can come up with.
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We need Jelly Roll featuring 100 gecs NOW
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UFC at the White House more like Poo F Pee at the Brown House (the f stands for fart)
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Love that Whitney Houston song where she’s like Oooo I wanna dance with somebody Ooo I wanna feel the meat with somebody Yeah I wanna dance with someone With somebody who loves meat
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I like how teddy Roosevelt was like “don’t talk loud but make sure you have a huge fuckin dong”
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putting truck nuts on the 2018 Subaru forester to show dominance over the moms and dads in the cul de sac
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can’t believe there’s sicko’s out there making pee can pie
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