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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Glengoyne 18 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/whiskies/gl…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Glengoyne 18 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/whiskies/gl…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Glengoyne 2013 Vintage Pedro Ximénez Cask Edition from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/whiskies/gl…

#gbbo Gary’s axolotl is going to be giving him the ax… 🫤

#CelebrityTraitors Don’t watch, never watched, but it’s all over my bludy feed, so I’ll throw my tuppence in. I’m pretty sure that if you aren’t prepared to go all in, and be one or the other, give it your all, you shouldn’t have agreed to be on the programme in the first place…

Nigella eating desserts and pies like a normal person enjoying food… gets a thumbs up from me…👍 #GBBO

Elon has unveiled a flying car. There are people driving that are literally unable to use indicators or know what ‘speed limit’ means and he wants flying cars Jeeezuzfookingkrist… 🤦‍♀️

Ngl If someone asked me to make a FLATbread but stick some round juicy grapes in it I’m pretty certain I would be totally confused as well… 🤓🫓🍇 #GBBO

Another day of “are you just absolutely f****** stupid?” on X…

There seems to be a competition on at the moment for politicians - to see who can open their mouth and say the stupidest **** thing…

Rest in peace George you awesome f***** legend… we love you and will always miss you… 💔💔

I lost my beautiful dog today, so whatever shit is going down in the world right now… I really don’t fucking care…

#sewingbee as usual I didn’t want anybody to go home… 🙁

Stupid question, but why isn’t anyone asking why the prisons are overcrowded in the first place?… 🤷🏼‍♀️

Past few nights ‘oop north’ have been ruined by constant loud car exhausts… why are these twats allowed to get away with this constant racket making?! Even in the lowest speed zones they’re revving and cracking out farty car noises… WHY?!? Small dick wankers…

Is it the heat that’s making our government act like complete lunatics?

Dear God, 2 pints of Hawkstone lager and I think I’ve become right wing…

As someone in the ‘Midlands’ all this South/North sh*t is just tiresome…

Another pile on… this programme is toxic… everyone needs to take a breath… #loveisland