@iamandyholt

i have never joked

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The earliest known use of the word "gamer" was in the code of laws governing Walsall, England, dated ~1450. The document bans games including cards and backgammon, threatening prison for anyone housing a "gamer" on their property. Proof we have been persecuted since day one
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idk why people talk about “stomp clap” like it was some kind of scourge when really it was a handful of bands who were somewhat popular for like five years
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i would love to put my smartphone in a different room and use only my laptop while working but i have to log into enterprise software multiple times throughout the day and need my phone for 2FA so i have no choice
barbie★@rarestbarbieOct 18
cell phones aren’t druglike, they’re carlike. even if you consciously want to opt out, you can’t, because everyone expects you to have and use one to interact with society. i cannot even use the laundry machines in my building without being forced to use the laundry app.
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new mexico, new jersey, new orleans, new hampshire and new york will now be known as new america, new america, new america, new america and new america, respectively
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aarøn.@ayronedOct 19
Dr Spaceman would tell Tracy to stay awake for 36 hours and play in an nfl game with clots in his lungs
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crucifix at the funeral feels like rubbing it in
CNN
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A priest has been killed by a falling crucifix at a church in Ecuador as he performed a mass that was being live streamed online. cnn.it/4zA49yO
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never gonna happen obviously but man it would be so funny watching elon get humiliated every weekend by a bunch of disdainful europeans
hari raghavan
@haridigressesOct 16
At this point I have no idea why @Tesla doesn't have an F1 team. (Except maybe because it just wouldn't be fair to all the other teams.) But I think we'd all love to see this happen @elonmusk.
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It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
Lennart Heim
@ohlennartOct 14
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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the smell when the heater kicks on that first cool morning after a summer so hot you thought you might die
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stepped outside in the LA air and shivered. neighbor and i exchanged a “it’s chilly, ooo!” convo. smiling through it all can’t believe this my life
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when AI companies say that AI models have human rights it’s hard to tell if the companies are really that stupid or they just think other people are stupid. from what i’ve seen in silicon valley i would guess both. there’s no greater collection of idiots who think they’re smart
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i went to high school with a future Super Bowl winning NFL player. he played offense, defense, special teams. sometimes he would return kickoffs for touchdowns just by lowering his shoulder and blowing through defenders on the open field
College Sports Only
@CSOonX31 Aug 2025
For anyone wondering why Arch Manning struggled yesterday, this was his competition in high school:
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the dog situation has gotten out of control at silver lake meadow
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Stephen A Smith: First and foremost, I would like to apologize to the Anne Frank Foundation for my words last week. I do not think a “little more hustle” would’ve changed her situation. However-
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letting the computer read to my baby, make music, write letters to loved ones etc so i can focus on what really matters: my job
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haha oh boy this story mike birbiglia is telling sure is light hearted and fun! i bet it won’t turn out to be saturated with profound meaning
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Wife: I feel like you aren't taking on a fair share of the household responsibilities. I feel overwhelmed by the mental load of managing it all. Husband: *words escaping his mouth before he even realizes what he's saying* I'll show you an absolutely mental load
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during the iraq war the news had this term “insurgents” to describe the enemy. only later did i understand insurgents were people who fought back when we invaded their home
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i am an ingedientpig and the atwater farmers market is my trough
natalie@nataliestwtOct 6
you can only believe this if you solely make “elevated” nytcooking style ingredientslop. there are so many cheap meals you can make if you aren’t buying bushels of mint and cilantro to use once in your indian style chimichurri-chutney
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instead of nuking san diego i think iran would nuke los angeles twice to take advantage of the larger media market
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why do AI boosters all have books they "wrote" like come on man we know you didn't write that shit
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