
Co-founder of @unioncomedy Sometimes I think things are funny and I write them here.
Somerville, MA
Joined March 2009
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walked by two people talking & heard a brief clip of a conversation, one of them saying "don't hand me a thin straw when you know it's a thick drink" & I thought yes, absolutely, and also what a saying. Can truly extend that metaphor into several life conflicts & complications
Hey @311Somerville, any chance we can move the fencing at Junction Park to free up the water station? I know my dog (and many others) rely on that water. No reason the fence can’t be a foot farther in.
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I legitimately think Glenn Howerton as Dennis has the highest ratio of greatness in performance to length of broadcast run. How is he achieving this in season *16*.
Talk To Me is the best horror movie I’ve seen in a long time, and a top three film of the year for me.
Disturbing, disgusting, and just f’ed up in all the right ways.
If you’re a horror fan, see this now!
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#TalkToMe SPOILERS w/o context
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I still cannot get over fucking #TalkToMe. I am literally still sitting here processing everything. This is my new hyperfixation and I literally am so excited for more people to watch something so original and refreshing within the horror genre. This is horror movies year!!!
He truly might be the dumbest person ever…
In a sea of dumb mother fuckers, DeSantis is truly the dumbest. Just stunning.
Megyn Kelly: “Aren’t you…using govt. to punish citizens for political wrong-think?”
Gov. DeSantis (R-FL): “No. Take Anheuser-Busch…Their stock price has gone down. Well, our pension fund in Florida holds Anheuser-Busch.”
Kelly: “Didn’t you support the boycott against them?”
Megyn Kelly Pushes DeSantis Over His Attacks on Corporations
RIP to one of the true, uncompromising artists to have ever done it. I hope you find peace and happiness, wherever you are. youtube.com/watch?v=5KuGUP-C…
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This is the greatest TikTok I’ve seen this year … I would watch this as a series on Netflix – at Brooklyn, NY
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The greed is almost a legendary comic trope - one fun fact - when I was a youngin- I did a film (with a boom box ) and somehow I got points - net not gross.
Never expected to see any money - but the film became quite famous - so about 10 years ago - I looked again at the financial statements they were obligated to report - and to my shock - they claimed they had LOST 44 million dollars on the film -
I thought wow , I almost bankrupted Fox! ( not really )
The film cost about 13 million to make - and money spent to release was minimal at the time - 30 years in - that film lost millions every year ! A neat accounting trick don’t ya think ?
SAG-AFTRA President Fran Drescher slams Hollywood execs: 'They plead poverty, that they’re losing money left and right, when giving hundreds of millions of dollars to their CEOs. It is disgusting — shame on them.'
SAG-AFTRA President Fran Drescher slams Hollywood execs: ‘They plead poverty, that they’re losing money left and right, when giving hundreds of millions of dollars to their CEOs'





























