Iain Boyle

Always the ones you least expect..... – at Old Craighall, Scotland

Luke fucking McCowan and Tounetki is your answer, just fuck off – at Newcraighall, Scotland

Time up Martin, take the rest of the "coaching" staff with you. An absolute chore to watch this Celtic team every week. No game plan other than give it to the wingers and hope for the best, midfield out run. out passed and out fought. – at Newcraighall, Scotland

Time is up for this management team i'm afraid, tactical shitshow. From no wingers to 3 on at once isnt coherant thinking, just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Midfiekd is a shambles with no one able to win 2nd balls. long ball shite against a team who lap that up – at Old Craighall, Scotland

McCowan has given posession away six times so far, almost every tim he's had the ball. Criminal – at Old Craighall, Scotland

Nygren and Hogh need to come off, offering zero – at Old Craighall, Scotland

looks like there was a reason he was 4th choice at Wolves eh?

Tounetki a totally empty jersey, goalkeeper abysmal. Two huge calls for them to play and fair to say neither looking up to it – at Old Craighall, Scotland

Great night at The Cure last night, his voice hasn't changed a bit. – at Musselburgh, Scotland

Thank God. Its been at least 2 hours since you last tried to flog me something @CelticFC . I was worried someone had fallen ill. – at Musselburgh, Scotland

Why is Robbie Willians cosplaying as Paulie Walnuts?? – at Musselburgh, Scotland

Yamada on loan to Leuven, why? Why loan him for a year, he's patently not good enough so move him on. I wonder what Brendan saw in him to sign him? That's sarcasm by the way, a "club" signing if ever there was one. Shambolic – at Musselburgh, Scotland

The French rugby top would be a stunning football shirt with the tricolore 3 stripes and no sponsor – at Musselburgh, Scotland

Arsenal's Declan Rice complaining about a team playing 11 behind the ball. I'll just leave that there. – at Musselburgh, Scotland

Just heard Mark Donaldson on talksport, hilarious pain, absolutely magnificent stuff.

Nerves totally shot but what a win, Martin deserves a statue