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Los Angeles
Joined February 2009
Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”
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Only 37 more Halloweens until I can hand out pennies.
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Only 30 more Halloweens until I can hand out pennies.
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Only 29 more Halloweens until I can hand out pennies
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Calling Superman an immigrant would be like calling Batman an orphan
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You can now watch free Monty Python on @PlutoTV 🫨 (I heard their Senior Social Media Manager has the most striking blue eyes?)
If you're a member of The Ministry of Silly Walks, raise your foot! 🦶 Stream Monty Python's Flying Circus for free all month long, exclusively on Pluto TV!
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Eileen Mary O’Connell retweeted
Just some Couch Potatoes hitting the streets of Hollywood to unite their fellow Couch Potatoes. #PotatoPride
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In honor of Nobel Prize Week, please enjoy my favorite tweet of all time
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Garth Brooks. *HUNGER GAMES CANNON*
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Oops! I accidentally forgot to not clench my jaw for the past 35 years.
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MODERATOR: you’ve said Trump could be America’s Hitler JD VANCE: I now see that I was wrong about his painting skills
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It’s not lost on me that I’ve only ever had a 401K in Biden/Harris’ America. #VPDebate2024
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Maybe the reason the White Sox have been so bad is because the Monstars stole their talent?
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JK Rowling now has the entire personality of a Last Of Us 2 subreddit.
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The Paris Olympics wasn’t reinacting the Last Supper. It was reinacting the Festival of Dionysus, which PREDATES Christianity. I know this from my education AT a Christian university soooooo NO EXCUSES.
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Theater majors 🤝Art majors 🤝 History majors 🤝 People who watched Fantasia
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If JD Vance wants to track my menstrual cycle so badly then why doesn’t he do my laundry?!
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Kamala made Kavanaugh cry and I for one am looking forward to what the sequel has in store
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COMMANDER BIDEN SHOULD RUN INSTEAD
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(steering the conversation back to dogs since 1989)
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Eileen Mary O’Connell retweeted
Funny thing is, @TopStoryWeekly used to have a running sketch starring @i_Lean as Tiffany Trump where one of the recurring jokes was how her father called her "Not Ivanka"
Shes not Ivanka. How pitiful that whole world witnessed her humiliation.
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