nothing is real and you’ve been tricked!

Joined February 2021
3 stories in and this mayhem dude is the absolute worst thing I’ve ever seen. @luisjgomez wtf is this? @StoryWarz
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Shoutout to all the folks out here passionately defending politicians like they’re gonna show up at your house and tuck you in at night. Really brave stuff. I’m sure the millionaire in a suit totally has your best interests at heart. Keep the faith, champ.
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I can’t believe the pedophiles didn’t release the list of pedophiles
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Why is everyone so mad? Star Wars has been gay
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Got my @drinkporosos finally! @bertkreischer @tomsegura wish it would ship to Bama! My sister bought all she could find in San Antonio and brought it back for me!
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I’ve never pulled against @TheoVon and hopefully won’t ever again but today, you are the enemy 😂 #RollTide
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Is YouTube boxing finally done?
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have already sent letters on his behalf
Houston Rockets guard Kevin Porter arrested for assaulting WNBA player girlfriend at NYC hotel: sources trib.al/mnwUpCp
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Replying to @bluebottleroast
@bluebottleroast are you guys intentionally not giving @RickGlassman and @ShoesOffPod? I’m a huge rep with *insert your biggest competitor here* and we will be making an offer to Rick in 48 hours if he isn’t slanging some of your delicious coffee. HURRY..
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No mother fucking way!! @SteveGlassman1 just liked it too. Boy his arms must be tired
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Welp this is the equivalent of getting a brand deal for me. My favorite comedian/award winning dramatic actor reposted me
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Class, class, class!! @BlessedMMA
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I reacted to a tweet that was featured on #UFC292 so that’s cool @TheoVon
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Micro dosing is just putting a spin on doing drugs all day
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Is there an aftermarket horn that says “use your blinker dumb fuck”
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💎 FREE trip to MISFITS ❌! ALL EXPENSES PAID! 💰 To enter, 1. (RT) 2. Follow @HappyPunchPromo 3. Winner Picked Sept 14th
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I just watched @redban life flash before his eyes. Janice as a regular would be epic!!
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