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while your bags are mooning, consider providing aid to the humanitarian crisis in Palestine
a thread on how you can provide affirmative action and mutual aid 🧵
"_-istan" jokes are insensitive to middle eastern and eastern populations, the same way me saying something is like "Incestville, Buttfucky" is disparaging to white americans
average fiscal price *to the american taxpayer* per israeli airstrike-of-an-individual-vehicle-of-Palestinian-civilains is between 30-100 thousand mutha fuckin smackaroos
(its money laundering)
lol. lmao even.
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.
"Black October" they're calling it
It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*
SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:
YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):
1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan
MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):
11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached
Also serious:
24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
so it looks like asking AI to exploit PHP and deploy malicious code to extract private user data was a huge success
the reason a huge percentage of banjo folk music can be traced back to minstrel shows with deeply racist origin is because the banjo is an African instrument, and white people stole everything they have from Black people, even the things they continue to disparage.
failing to say what chemical is involved in the chemical leak in ohio is a strategic media choice
there is a non zero chance ppl in those cars will suffer physical ailments from inhalation of chemicals the CEO of that company has never smelled, and whom gets the insurance check
protests in france started with teachers striking because of underfunding & overcrowding, rats in classrooms. high school students then joined. university students then joined. then trade unions. french police violently overreacted. none of this has to do with immigrants
The protests in France started with teachers striking because of underfunding and overcrowding. There were rats in classrooms.
High School students then joined the protests. University students then joined the protests. Then trade unions joined.
The French police violently overreacted.
NONE of this has to do with Muslim people or immigrants. Anyone who says it's a Muslim problem is a lying bigot.
why tf would twitter have pinned NFL to my fucking feeds lol you have absolutely no idea who your demographic is
I built a [vague app] and no one used it! The problem wasn't the app, it was that I hadn't cold emailed 10k people a day. That's why I built [annoy everyone bot], which scans the web for people who aren't looking for a product, and emails them anyway!
(average AD on twitter)
its been DAYS why are there still stupid flying cars on my timeline
you do realize the entire inside of that car was gutted to be replaced with machinery & electronics, no person could have fit in to go along for the ride, but ppl are still like 'omg thats cool' for some reason
90% of seniors over the age of 65 said their social security benefits should be protected even if it means higher taxes on younger americans
the fleeced-ya generation, the i bought 6 houses for a handful of blueberries generation, the "rent is raised for inflation" generation
the bourgeoisie of the whole world, which looks complacently upon the wholesale massacre after the battle, is convulsed by horror at the desecration of brick and mortar
the air compression jets gimmick "for everyday people" is kind of perfect because you'd have the 11k psi tank instead of those 4 empty seats