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Delusional Wrestling Fan 24 Year Old (2002) Gaming Addict (Steam & Xbox) Chronic Taco Bell & Pierce The Veil Supporter. Stupid Takes. (You've been warned!)

Joined October 2014
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the ballad of songbirds and snakes (2023)
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Quotes rn:
Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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An everything shower is when we finally decide to finally shave the bush. 👎🏼
Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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this how they doing me in the quotes ngl
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Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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I have 2 combined braincells leave me be!!!
Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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for the love of god this tweet was made about a MAN who uses the everything shower as an excuse to smell like must & shit 💀
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Lol behold a man
Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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okay that post has gotten too much attention. no more comments!
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genuinely forgot about quotes
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I can understand all the other extra stuff. Especially extra hair & self care items and stuff like that! That's all completely understandable and fine! But PLEASE brush your teeth more than every couple showers, the people around you depend on it. 💀 As long as asses are washed!
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may all the people who kindly explained to me what they see as an everything shower be blessed with unlimited baja blast!!!
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wasn't the intention but ykw
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your unemployed friend on a tuesday
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You can tell she's trying to look like Sabrina Carpenter but she looks like a gay boy in a wig instead 😭😭
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