No Mike Evans. No Nick Bosa. No Deebo Samuel. No Ricky Pearsall. No Dre Greenlaw. No De’Zhaun Stribling. No Christian Kirk. No Demarcus Robinson. No Isaac Guerendo. No Jake Tonges. No Brandon Aiyuk. No Ls for the Niners. Put Kyle Shanahan in the Hall of Fame.

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Lys 🤎💫 · Oct 19, 2026 · 5:30 PM UTC

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Lys 🤎💫@lyssah_aOct 19

update that LinkedIn profile, Law Coach.

retro

@CourtneeHendrixOct 19

This guy might get fired lol

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sheeva · Oct 17, 2026 · 5:35 PM UTC

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sheeva@sheevasmellsOct 17

this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people

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Sam · Oct 17, 2026 · 4:46 PM UTC

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Sam@halaljewOct 17

This isn’t really a problem if you go to a regular bagel shop instead of limiting yourself to the most popular local chains you saw on TikTok or whatever

the dutchess of bushwick

@ktrivsOct 17

you can’t even get a bagel in nyc anymore bc they’re all owned by private equity

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Many NYC bagel shops are independently or family-owned, not by private equity. The pictured shops (Leon's Bagels and Apollo Bagels) are run by their founders with no such backing. nydailynews.com/2024/06/05/nyc… whodoyouknow.nyc/p/behind-the-b… forward.com/culture/824095… nytimes.com/2026/04/14/din…

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Northwest Cee · Oct 15, 2026 · 3:07 AM UTC

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Northwest Cee@CeeHawkOct 15

Maybe I’m a snob, but I just couldn’t imagine this being a central part of my day to day activities And it’s not even 4 years old. And you RELY ON IT? AS AN ADULT? WERE YOU DYING BEFORE THAT??? ARE YOU A FUCKING LOSER???

Sam Altman

@sama30 Nov 2022

today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com

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Matt · Oct 16, 2026 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Matt

@nosoupforgeorgeOct 16

Rough day for the "People only watch the WNBA for Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham" crowd.

StubHub

@StubHubOct 16

The 2026 WNBA Finals make history as the most in-demand of all time, 13% higher than previous-best 2024.

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Nas T · Oct 16, 2026 · 2:21 AM UTC

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Nas T@NasT990096Oct 16

May this merger resume to crash and burn.😈😈😈

ToonHive

@ToonHiveOct 15

Skydance’s market value has dropped below $40 billion — down from the nearly $89 billion its predecessor companies were worth combined. Warner Bros. Discovery was valued at $77.7 billion and Paramount Skydance at around $11 billion on October 5, their final day of trading on Nasdaq.

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christian · Oct 16, 2026 · 5:16 PM UTC

christian@iLLESTxOct 16

Remember this day like yesterday!! Been riding for 13 since!!

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter5 Dec 2022

With Jimmy Garoppolo breaking his foot today, the 49ers starting QB now will be Brock Purdy, their rookie 7th-round pick from Iowa St.

Mr. Franklin · Oct 14, 2026 · 11:22 PM UTC

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Mr. Franklin@Kamikaze601Oct 14

Y'all voted for racism and got poverty instead. Enjoy. – at Jackson, MS

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k a r y. · Oct 15, 2026 · 2:08 AM UTC

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k a r y.

@itsKARY_Oct 15

KORDEL IS NOT PERFECT BY FAR BUT HE IS MY HUSBAND AND I MARRIED HIM AND WE TOOK AN OATH IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND TO ME, IMMA REPRESENT THAT TO THE WORLD TO THE FULLEST

NFL Films

@NFLFilmsOct 14

The Star. The Rumor. The Story. #KordellStewart: Slash & Burn premieres October 27 on @HBOMax.

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Achmat Akkad · Oct 15, 2026 · 4:09 AM UTC

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Achmat Akkad@BlackIntifadaOct 15

The Jewish community can mock anyone they want, but let someone joke about them, and the ADL and StopAntisemites are running an entire campaign to cancel them.

Variety

@VarietyOct 15

Sacha Baron Cohen takes the red carpet as Ali G at the Los Angeles premiere of "Ali G: Who Iz I?"

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DELETE · Oct 14, 2026 · 8:15 PM UTC

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DELETE@JubileeDJOct 14

Literally no one in New York wants to see those horses pulling carriages .

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MaccaS_Rants · Oct 15, 2026 · 4:47 PM UTC

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MaccaS_Rants@MaccaS_RantOct 15

I’m 100% here for Meghan just Key & Peele’ing people in Nottingham when her and Harry were walking around. @KeyAndPeele

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Prince Debit 🇨🇲 · Oct 14, 2026 · 11:40 PM UTC

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Prince Debit 🇨🇲@MainEventChris_Oct 14

🙂

Pop Base

@PopBaseOct 14

Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.

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melito | INICIADOR DE FUEGO #BLADE · Oct 15, 2026 · 6:27 AM UTC

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melito | INICIADOR DE FUEGO #BLADE@kai_sassingOct 15

she sang that mf mad as shit im crine 😭😭😭

Dom ꕤ SAW ARIANA@ijbolanguageOct 14

That moment Mariah realized her vocal track failed so she had to sing live at 7 am

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Duff · Oct 15, 2026 · 2:00 PM UTC

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Duff

@duffthebrandOct 15

I read this with no issue. Open the schools!

Complex

@ComplexOct 15

Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says. The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word. [H/T: lolita]

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The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie." greekcitytimes.com/2023/10/25/ang… buzzfeed.com/ellendurney/an… x.com/wirelyss/statu…

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