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No longer a resident of Whore Island.

Wonderland
Joined July 2010
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my boss whenever i tell her i have too much on my plate
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Sorry but this is now the National Anthem of the United States of America
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love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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Replying to @TuckerCarlson
The irony is extraordinary: two nuclear-armed states discussing nuclear strikes against a country they accuse of seeking nuclear weapons. And somehow, this is sold as peace and security. Just as genocide is sold as self-defense..
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7 Days Until Halloween 🍂🎃🍂
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This makes sense
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🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️💙
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Whatever the future holds… We witnessed this. 💚
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He’s gonna need a generational lock in to make it through work
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“That Eagles-Jaguars ending was so dumb hahahaha” Giants-Commanders:
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My dog brought a DEAD POSSUM into the kitchen. Obviously, this was traumatic. My mom and I freaked out for 20 minutes while my dad hunted for a shovel. When he finally scooted the possum onto it, the possum opened one eye, looked around, and closed it again. He was PLAYING DEAD. My dad carried him outside and set him on the ground. The possum kept up the act for another 10 minutes. Then he got up and walked away totally fine. But look at that picture. The tiny clenched paw. Mouth open mid scream, tongue out. Très dramatique 10/10 performance
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DIRT retweeted
this cover genuinely changed the trajectory of my entire fucking life like i’m actually just never moving on from it ever
name a cover that’s better than the original song
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GTA: Philly🔥🔥
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this had me dying 😂
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DIRT retweeted
Sydney Sweeney uses her tits to promote sports and everybody loses their mind, but nobody says a word when Bill Belichick does it
With a 2-0 start for @UNCFootball paving the way for the ACC opener this coming Saturday, @JonesAngell and Head Coach Bill Belichick recap the ETSU win, talk about things that Coach is pleased with, and preview the matchup with Clemson 🏈 #GoHeels x @Bojangles
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DIRT retweeted
I think one of the saddest things about modern childhood is the loss of cartoons as inheritance. I grew up watching Scooby-Doo reruns decades after it first aired. Kids today have more content than ever, but perhaps less shared cultural inheritance across generations.
‘Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!’ premiered 57 years ago today on CBS.
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DIRT retweeted
if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
im cryin this therapy horse vigorously plays the piano to wake up kids from anesthesia 😭
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The happiest turtle you will see today. [📹 swavebofcs9]
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Mac Miller covering “Isn’t She Lovely” by Stevie Wonder on the piano 🕊
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Every year since his Passing I always go back and watch this Performance. It always makes me sad man because he passed away not too long after this. The song is Beautiful man. He hid so much pain behind his smile you can see it in his eyes. RIP Mac Miller
R.I.P. MAC MILLER 8 years ago today 🕊️ Jan 19, 1992 — Sept 7, 2018
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