AFTER 17 YEARS & 25,000+ BLOGS, LE FLY PENS A FAREWELL LETTER TO YOU, THE UNWASHED MASSES. GOODBYE & GOOD LUCK (YOU WILL NEED IT).

NASDAQ FUTS -61 ###

FED'S GOTTA CUT

NASDAQ FUTS -27 COLLAPSE ###

WALMART CUSTOMERS REPORT OUTAGE FOR MOBILE & WEB SERVICES: BBG ### $WMT

PROTESTS SPREAD ACROSS IRAN FOR THIRD DAY AFTER CURRENCY HITS RECORD LOW: BBC ###

UKRAINIAN STRIKES ON RUSSIA'S ENERGY ASSETS HIT A MONTHLY RECORD: BBG ###

UAE TO WITHDRAW TROOPS FROM YEMEN AFTER CLASH WITH SAUDI ARABIA: BBG ###

AMAZON ROBOT SUPPLIER EYES GROWTH IN JAPAN, EUROPE AS U.S. SALES SLOW: NIKKEI ### $AMZN

SOFTBANK COMPLETES $23BN OPENAI INVESTMENT, RAISING STAKE TO 11%: NIKKEI ### $SFTBY $MSFT

ANCIENT SPARTA EXPLAINS 2025: WAPO ###

RAM prices goin up.

SILVERBUGS CRUISING INTO END OF YEAR ### $SLV

NEW NETANYAHU DROP: DRUMPF IS FIRST NON-ISRAELI TO WIN 'ISRAEL PRIZE' ### congrats to all involved

NASDAQ FUTS -20 IT'S OVER ###

ISRAELI PRESIDENT DENIES TELLING DRUMPF A NETANYAHU PARDON IS ON THE WAY: AXIOS ### you can just say things

NEW MEDVEDEV DROP: ZELENSKY WILL HAVE TO STAY IN HIDING FOR LIFE ###

DRUMF'S UKRAINE PLAN FACES NEW OBSTACLES AFTER PUTIN CALL: BBG ###

MAJOR ALLIES SEE THE U.S. AS UNRELIABLE & DESTABILIZING: POLITICO ### not netanyahu

DRUMPF ADMINISTRATION SAYS STATES ARE POISED TO RECEIVE A LARGER SHARE OF HEALTHCARE FUNDING IF THEY ADOPTED CERTAIN MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN POLICIES: WSJ ###

NEW DRUMPF DROP: NETANYAHU PARDON IS ON ITS WAY ### lol