T!FF

Can I be yo lady?

I’ve NEVER had HOT food from Chipotle, EVER, even upon opening 🤦🏾‍♀️ @ChipotleTweets

Idk why some women like male strippers, that shit is straight up comedy to me. As soon as you shake yo shit in front of me you’re getting laughed at TF!

I MISS THE 2011-2015 TWITTER, I don’t know what this shit is now.

Just because it’s designer doesn’t mean it looks good.

People who say that ALL water tastes the same clearly DON’T drink water. There’s a difference bitch.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I NEVER thought I’d say this but Android is WAAAAYYYYY BETTER than Apple. Don’t argue with me, argue with yo mama.

I’m so glad Zell said Amy ain’t cute because she be talking about people like she’s fine looking like a dragon. #LHHATL