Niggas turn 5k into 5042 on a sports bet and start talking shit lol man stfu betting your little 1.0006x bets
This Deen mf is top 5 corniest niggas alive. All he does is argue with bitches like a bitch lol all that “cuh” shit and he a sucka fr
I’m confused about this crypto “flash crash”… I’m only seeing shit drop like 3%…. Why is everybody so tight?
It’s gotta be 137 mfs playing hockey for each team at once. Bc there’s no damn way almost 10 total goals scored and not one of em is the 1 mf I picked lol
Whichever one of you scallywags said Owen tippett should score tonight, I hope your edges never lay for the rest of eternity
Lost every parlay today so I guess I have to start my new job tomorrow. 🙄 thought I was gonna be able to tell them I don’t even need the job anymore. Fuck the NFL I’m not betting on that sheit anymore. NFL: Not Fuckin Layin
Ngl mfs need to not bet at all collectively for like a month or 2 straight. Fuck the bookies pockets up then we will probably see some better action. Bc the way mfs are playing when all this money is riding on them is sus af
I hope football go crazy for everyone parlay today! Amen Inshallah medulla oblongata tathastu whatever you believe in, we hittin today!
Life is set up specifically for me to lose. lol
I invest in stock for a while, it goes down or is flat. I sell it, it magically goes up big time.
I make a bet on something that should be a forsure hit historically… mf forgets how to play. Next day, does triple.
FML fr
Had no idea #LucasSpence fucking sucks. Whole team hitting homers and your bum ass can’t even touch the ball? Smfh #MLB