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Hey Sweet Lambs. I love a lot of things. Try to figure me out. One Tweet at a time.

In My Skin
Joined January 2010
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Well hello new followers!! I’m boring for real but I’m nice to look at sometimes lol. Don’t be rude or weird and we’ll get along fine 😁👍🏾
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I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in what feels like a millennia. I just want to be fed actual food and held to sleep. For like a week.
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That was one hell of a run Broncos.
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Where are yall watching the verzuz?? I can’t find it 😫😫
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These are NASTYYYYYYY!!!
Red Christian Louboutin So Kate 120 patent leather pumps
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Going to the gym because I’m avoiding going home but then also being so tired from work and life that I don’t have energy to work out the want to… it’s just to much
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Heartbroken 😭
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Nooooooooooooo!!!!
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The Jaguars really got the W. That’s wild!!! What a game.
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I find it so funny when football announcers call long downs forever. Like when offensive is moved back 25+ yards, they’ll say “3rd and forever.” It tickles me 🤭
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I am so affection deprived, I could scream. More than just my body needs it, my mental needs to be physically comforted
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Did Kirk Franklin just introduce juvenile!?
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Seahawks defense better tighten up
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Thank you very much #Rams
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Refs anytime the Rams get a positive play or make a nice defensive play
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This game is about to piss me off. I don’t even wanna watch it. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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This orange and mint tea fix I got is so good.
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A seafood boil and something good to drink sound good asl
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Jordan retweeted
🚨 WE HAVE THE WORST CALL IN THE NFL THROUGH WEEK 3 🚨 This is offensive pass interference that would have been declined because Josh Wallace picked this off. Absolutely atrocious call that might cost the Rams the game.
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I’m so mad!
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