Your local drow sorcerer | Owner of @F5_HQs

Joined May 2019
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“Oh you believe in equality? So I can hit a woman?” No you actually can’t hit anybody. That’s called assault.
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As of now, I am currently looking to fill some staff roles. Please DM if interested.
Today marks the end of an era for F5. @UhJukez , thank you for everything. Especially believing in this team. It's bittersweet to see you go, but we are excited for what the future holds. For everyone supporting us, I ( @hypxrkill ), will be stepping in as the new owner.
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Female rage is interesting because underneath it is usually a woman who asked politely 47 times
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We’re nominated for a whole THREE categories in this year’s Golden Joystick Awards! We would be honoured if you would give #Valheim your vote for Best Multiplayer Game, Best Indie Game and PC Game of the Year! 😍 gamesradar.com/goldenjoystic…
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O fato do TFT ter MUITO RNG ENVOLVIDO as vezes me ESTRESSA NUM NÍVEL BIZARRO. ROLETAR 80 DE GOLD EM BUSCA DE 2 SIVIR PRA FECHAR SIVIR 3 (tava morrendo e FALTAVA 2 SIVIR, SEM TER NINGUEM DE SIVIR NO LOBBY) E VIR APENAS 1 SIVIR QUANDO EU ZERO O GOLD É PRA DESTRUIR O PC NO SOCO
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vent post: tft state so fucking awful, can't go full open, cuz you're dead by stage 4, can't winstreak even with good opener cuz someone finds a random khazix/4cost wisp, can't go fast 9 without some insane encounter/prismatic, everyone opens with spreading roots and i open with epoch, i lock into ap cuz it's my only slam, 4 more people locked into ap with better spots, i roll on 4-1 before my contestor, hit nothing not even pair, they hit all 2stars on 4-2, absolute cringefest with 0 skill expression it's so insanely nice that i play vs 7 people who simultaneously went to the lottery and all 7 won and i'm on the cuck chair watching them buy yachts, while i have to ride in my little wooden boat and they have more space + food + medical supplies + beds + fishing rods and i have a fucking can of heinz beans in tomato sauce. sorry, maybe i'm just garbage and it's my fault, but i had to let this out.
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F5 | Hypxrkill retweeted
Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.
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Time to bring the storm to @R6esportsASIA Welcome F5 R6! 🔴@yanniszera ⚪️@Edward_r6s 🔴@KlzNoob ⚪️@J1ttery 🔴@xedux14 🧠@theslimslimey 🗒️@LanceTallywhack #FeelTheStorm | #F5R6
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“We could run society without women.” Dude. You cannot run the dishwasher without a woman giving you a guided tour of the detergent compartment.
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My feed being filled of all my favorite mnk Apex players going to controller really makes me sad... if Monsoon is next im uninstalling 😮‍💨
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WHAT IS THIS PEBBLES #tft
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if he can’t even plan a date, how u expect him to plan a future with you?
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Update on our new controller cheating implementations can be found here⬇️ We have been cooking and still are. Proud of the work this team is accomplishing
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I’m really big on “you could’ve talked to me” & “you could’ve told me that.”
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set 18 lots of bugs cause its nature themed 🐛
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We need an MNK only ranked mode.
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“Men suffer in silence." No, they don’t. They treat everyone around them like dogshit. They externalize their feelings onto the women closest to them, usually.
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