so you know whos not gonna be a meal and 10 bottles of glue in a week

another example of men being superior at solving problems: work is a cake walk for us whereas women get dragged down by putting articles of clothing into a machine and changing them every hour

by virtue of her not filming herself in somalia begging for money, we lose, and every day that goes by that she isnt sent back are just additional losses stacking up for us

theres nothing a building loves more than a little refreshing rain water

laura im begging you to please stop going to doctors offices on lettered streets with medical staff whose names you cant pronounce

joel is the subject in just about every single stonetoss comic

that guy isnt even sentient and if he lived outside of the 97% white neighborhood he currently lives in, he would be terrified i will pray for his cultural enrichment

you just know this guy has a pantry full of thousands of cloth masks he stocked up during covid

just about every company ive ever worked for has had an unwritten rule that prohibited their outbound sales reps from even engaging with them

excessive celebrations are the new norm and theres nothing we can do about it because everyone is too afraid of being branded racist for daring to suggest its infantile

this clown is one man pandering army.. nobody else even comes close

brother, welcome to the longhouse discourse of like 5 years ago.. glad you finally caught up

just say rumpelstiltskin 3 times already and whisk that little dysgenic nigga back to the land of munchkins

ex girlfriend decades ago had a habit of announcing to everyone in a 5 mile radius that her then boyfriend had trained bjj for years and had fight experience not the faintest idea what violence actually looked or felt like

half of my time on this earth right now is directing my old man and older relatives out of digital danger because they keep mr magooing into these bizarre areas of the interwebs where ai has convinced them that its definitely the place to be

@FutureLuckyGuy @chauncypepper @Will_of_Europa @itispsychomath @JoshuaLisec

ranjesh, youre extorting geriatrics with degenerative neurological diseases and even then youre only getting 1 in 100.. if you werent such retards, you could do 3 in 10 easy

the women not make politics an accessory in their outfit challenge: impossible

no, i dont want to ignore them