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Alyssa M.

@hyperb_aly

I do it for the bitcoins.

Joined April 2015
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I love complaining so much
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sam@hamiamsam13 Oct 2022
check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
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And so it begins... #JW4
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hey there delilah, what’s it like in pete davidson's native new york city
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Laying in the grass counting the stars in the sky
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They should set up a vaccine site in LA at the $80 million house Davina couldn’t sell on Selling Sunset
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me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread: xitter.cf/findurmeme/status/1258…
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weezer
@Weezer27 Apr 2021
Oh honey
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@trixiemattel27 Apr 2021
Weezer Teal Album. Listen to it or go to federal prison.
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declan@declannoying21 Apr 2021
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Me n the boys walking into Area 51 after seeing how well they defended the capital building.
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live pic of police at the capitol
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Seeing the police response to BLM protests all year vs the police response to right wingers storming the Capitol is a fantastic validation of everything BLM has been saying
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clintoris@clintoris29 Nov 2020
my life is a movie and it is directed by tommy wiseau
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Drinking wine is still, even at age 32, about 20% taste 80% heheheh here I am drinking wine like a stressed lady from the movies
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the second week of october
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Same author. 🤔
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Happy Birthday to Mr. Wick himself, Keanu Reeves.
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Seventeen year old boys can't vote, can't serve in the military, can't buy alcohol or cigarettes, but, sure, let's pretend they have the depth of decision-making to carry an AR-15 and "maintain order".
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are u mad at me – at Los Angeles, CA
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when people describe me as “unapologetic” it’s funny because i am actually soooooo sorry. like so sorry. – at Los Angeles, CA
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