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San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2007
I can feel Claude-speak coming for “mental model” next in the way it came for “load bearing” and “legible”. Update your business English now before it’s too late, folks
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I’ve never had the urge to subway surf but I do want to root around in the tunnels. And I bet that tells you something about the kind of teen I was
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The Villanova Knicks’ guys friendship was built in a lab to be a honeypot for sports-agnostic girlfriends
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relatable
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do the sf girlies know you can just be Asian and hot without pretending to be an abg
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when a supervillain tries to look relatable
Got this promo for a 60 Minutes story coming out on Sunday and this might be one of the most evil men alive.
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Indie Brat gays coming out against Big Brat post the Kamalification of the Brat economy
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dear media please stop trying to explain brat you’re ruining it!!
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the dog has started to act like we’re rivals for my boyfriend’s attention and it’s embarrassing for both of us he’s not worth all that but also i refuse to lose to this literal bitch??
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torn between my desire to become a historic MUNI streetcar driver and my crippling fear of driving anything larger than a sedan
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tell me why the only “ny vs sf” tweets I actually ever see are by ny transplants with something to prove
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like babe you and the whole far right think sf sucks. it’s not that hot of a take
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SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.
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it’s happened: the first anti-high speed rail argument I’m convinced by. throngs of NBA fans traveling away to playoff games will destroy the fibers holding together America
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It's a historic day: Today, the MTA Board voted to approve the toll rates for the nation's first congestion pricing program. This program will reduce traffic in Manhattan's central business district, reduce pollution, and provide critical funding for transit improvements.
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an iced latte is just coffee flavored milk for people who are no longer 12
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5% espresso, 95% milk, 100% bad for ibs
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I’ve witnessed my share of PDA at concerts, but this… this is new. Feet guys are all around us
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Should I start a twitter account for good transit boys?
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