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@TaskRabbitHelp haven't been able to log in on the app or website for hours. Need to message my Tasker. ETA for fix???

David Remnick offers no comfort. newyorker.com/news/news-desk…

.@jseattle any idea what large police response was at Jose Rizal Park on N Beacon Hill? Still there as of 5 min ago, lots of police tape.

@askmadewell do you still offer $20 off full-price denim when you bring in a pair of jeans to donate/recycle? Thanks!

Ready to take my relationship to the next level with a trip to Home Depot.

Dream-cheated on both boyfriend and #paleo diet last night. Woke up feeling icky about the latter.

Wearing workout clothes to bed to increase chances of 9 am WOD tomorrow. Feeling optimistic at 2:45 AM like a dummy.

Tonight's going out outfit looks a lot like my I give up outfit.

@karamcdon: inspiration xitter.cf/scienceporn/status/630…

I-5 has been seriously unfriendly today. #igiveup

My iPhone 6+ just fell four stories off my verandah onto concrete and suffered no damage. Thanks, $5.99-on-AMZ case.

One day I'm going to call in sick & read the 57 articles I've opened in Safari.

You know you're in Seattle when the food truck at your brewery serves cold brew coffee. Full stop.

I live here

cc @karamcdon xitter.cf/tamicru/status/5880013…

More from my Doors of the World series.

They're bossy here.

Struggle to enjoy myself through the fog of a red-eye, but I'll manage.

@Ross_A_Treleven hey! real picture of you! yay.

Happy birthday to me. xitter.cf/keetpotato/status/6079…