@hunktears

handsome genius. writer. narrative designer. 🦇 @insecretplaces_ they/them (formerly blaseball, fanbyte)

 California, USA
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Joined January 2009
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trying to do regime change in Iran? red scare? everyone weirdly fascinated by gay Jerry Lewis out of nowhere? it's the 1950s. this is the 1950s. which I have been saying but no one listens to me.
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The unsuspected beauty of John Denver shirtless.
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oh no :(
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our on cinema fanzine is really good I teach you how to draw Mark Proksch in 9 easy steps. I think nearly every remaining print copy has been promised to someone but there's a PDF you can read for free: thepervertsguidetooncinema.n…
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taumpy tearrs@c1rcusmonkeyApr 18
this zine was made by my tumblr oomf and i’m putting a link to it here bc it’s so very excellent thepervertsguidetooncinema.n…
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this zine was made by my tumblr oomf and i’m putting a link to it here bc it’s so very excellent thepervertsguidetooncinema.n…
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I'm glad there's one good thing in the world.
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The Dootle dots is racist a cartoon that makes fun of Italians
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free mini-zine hot off the presses hunktears.itch.io/liber-49
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dang dong... who could have ever predicted this
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(openly crying) you know I just think sometimes people show their love in different ways and sometimes it's by bringing your brother cocaine and hamburgers so you guys can play music together and I think that's beautiful and I think it's good to do that
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You’re the star of the poolside. Your streamline curves I can’t abide. I’ll be a good sport, be a good sport, I’ll be a sports man🏃
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season greetings
hunktears@hunktears19 Oct 2023
searching "Eurodance christmas" on YouTube led me to finding this Passion Fruit masterpiece that has maybe my favorite Eurodance video I've ever seen
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United Sound Systems Detroit, MI Along with being the birthplace of Tamla Records, which would soon become Motown, artists recorded here include Charlie Parker, John Lee Hooker, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, Isaac Hayes, Prince, Parliament, Bob Seger and Iggy Pop.
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I wouldn’t be a good NBA coach because every timeout I would just be like, “You guys have to win or I’m gonna blow my brains out.”
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Crackers are out
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hunktears@hunktears23 Nov 2023
imo he's just a normal boy who eats spaghetti and not a devil of any kind.
𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘@EmmaTolkin23 Nov 2023
What’s your favorite cinematic interpretation of the Devil?
Barry Keoghan as a demonic kind of being (up for interpretation) in THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER

ALT Barry Keoghan as a demonic kind of being (up for interpretation) in THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER

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I could watch this all day. thanks NBA Philippines
NBA Philippines
@NBA_Philippines25 Nov 2025
This Nikola Jokic dime is mind-bending 🤯
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Syd@SusSydLmao26 Mar 2025
I wish more people were talking about fledgling manor. It’s so funny and the art is so good and the commentary it makes on the nature of humanity djfkdmbdnsjs
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