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Humorusman

@humorusman

🗿 6’2" 🔥 Keeping your screen time worth it. ⚡️ Superman, Spider-Man, Batman & Usman. 📩 DM for business inquiries

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Joined July 2019
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One session. Real conversations. Real impact. The vibe speaks for itself—hear what they had to say. 🎙️✨ #Testimonials #ClientFeedback #Community #LearningJourney #GrowthMindset #Workshop #Mentorship #PersonalGrowth
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What if relaxation wasn’t something you had to try so hard for? 🤍 #Soundtherapy #Health #Wellness #explore
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A beautiful day in Malibu ✨💜 We were proud to be part of Untamed’s Beauty & Wellness Event at Rafi Lounge in Malibu #BioharmonicTechnologies #MalibuWellness #BeautyAndWellness #WellnessTechnology #Untamed
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Everything aside why tf would you use this as an opportunity to film a youtube video and monetize it…
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@nypostJun 5
YouTuber Jesse Ridgway and wife terminate pregnancy after Down syndrome diagnosis trib.al/6yDOXBK
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why do we have 32 separate teeth when we could've had 2 continuous chewing plates like this ?
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> lets his pоrnstar wife get cracked by everyone > she divorces him anyways He’s going down as the biggest cuck of the century
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@TMZJun 3
💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22. Details: tmz.me/3PTR8z5
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there’s an obvious reason for this and we all know what it is
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@rathor7_Jun 2
Why can't we all have one big hole instead of two holes in nose? It would make breathing much easier
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Gotta love the double standards
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Why do you keep posting on 𝕏 when you get no engagement?
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"And i'm two weeks away from r*ping you" 🥀
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@SpencerHakimianMay 5
🚨TRUMP TO SCHOOL KIDS: ‘IRAN WAS 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM KILLING YOU’
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Just like you
Dan Bilzerian (@DanBilzerian) profile pictureDan Bilzerian
@DanBilzerianMay 5
Everyone’s getting paid to talk about the problem. No one’s trying to fix it.
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There’s a Pakistani out there who got their Eid outfit stolen
closeted gay soldier (@eIsbangs) profile picturecloseted gay soldier@eIsbangsMay 4
he going to the mosque
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Whats his secret?
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In the Harry Potter Universe, technically anybody could legally and freely explore the body of anyone else if they really wanted to and whenever they wanted, so long as they had access to a single strand of that person’s hair and some Polyjuice Potion.
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The 'richest people' list in actuality is the 'legally richest people', which is only close to the actual richest people list. There are tons of illegal super rich people.
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Modern soldiers' PTSD triggers will probably shift from fireworks to the sound of a drone. Which is unfortunate as drone shows are replacing firework shows.
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how do they install these?
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He truly believes he has the right to choose how many people live on Earth
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