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2doc. ⚠️ slashie • 27 • he/they • eng & esp & SLIGHT portuguese ❤️ gtwt forever. currently scrubbing this account! pfp by @froot98229 🥝

Joined October 2022
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hi new people i'm slashie! i promise i don't bite!! #gztwt
whats up party people i made an (unofficial) kong membership card that you can customize! (please take a second to read the rules) #gorillaz MAKE YOUR OWN HERE➡️fujopunch.ing/kongcards/
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
“this isn’t healthy” dude this website is filled with a lot of people showcasing symptoms of psychosis if they’re on here for too long.
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unfortunately for my opps im funny as fuck
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
I’m high asf I thought this was Mamdani and El-Sayed
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
when depression actually ruins my life instead of just mildly inconveniencing me
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for every bitch i encounter here i encounter ten friends and i think that is beautiful
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
Smoking weed alone sometimes is f**ckin fun because nobody is gonna stop me from repeating the same song ten times
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭
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transophes gonna send you shit like this and expect you to take them seriously
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on my muscle building journey fr that zumba class is gonna whip me into shape. i'm gonna be the Sexy 2doc Guy
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
The shutdown of AO3 is a reminder that there is truly no other site like it anymore on the internet, and that's heartbreaking to know
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
The first virtual band formed only by women ( and noodle)
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Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.
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and just remember before you come for me, i'm not the one.
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
Can I come over and blow smoke in your face
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It's racist asf. some of them were saying that Puerto Rican, Dominican and Cuban people speak "Ghetto Spanish"
also it’s corny when non-caribbean hispanics call caribbean spanish “reggaeton spanish”
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having a treat myself day. big high carb lunch with water before i hit the gym. 10 minutes inclined on treadmill, 20 minutes on stairmaster, a full hour zumba class, followed by a 20 minutes soak in the hot tub, a sauna session of 10 minutes... and then sushi salad for my efforts
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i'm trying to get a fatter ass and more stamina in case youre curious idrgaf ab losing weight perse
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slashie 🔪TOUCHED DAMON'S HAND 09/18 retweeted
if smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt
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i love femdoc and a part of me does believe she would have to work EXTRA HARD to be attractive. but she's GROSS. i get why we make her hyperfemme but she would be just as gross. her winnebago would have old tampons, empty bottles of hairspray, used preg. tests, dirty undies
People will draw fem murdoc and make her like 10x prettier and more conventionally attractive like bro gtfo that’s not murdoc if murdoc isn’t ugly let’s be fr rn!!!!!!!! LIKE COME ON LOOK AT HIM!! MAKE HER AS UGLY AS HIM!!
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personally i would still hit tho
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