Tallahassee, FL
Joined January 2020
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This team is sending me into a fucking medical episode
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Just realized that Scorigami never woke up for the new season. Rest in Peace @NFL_Scorigami 💔🕊️
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Refs in Minnesota game pure pussy
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Jordan Love might be the most underrated QB in the NFL
No. 72 on the NFL Top 100 Players of 2026… @Packers QB Jordan Love! @NFLFilms
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Thank you, Dontayvion!
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JUST IN: MLB announces that the 2026 season will never end. 1000 years of baseball
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Deep front porches - you’re supposed to sit outside in leisure and monitor the situation.
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THEShark retweeted
A look at Myles Bailey's swing on his 10th HR of 2026:
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We're riding into Doak Campbell Stadium 🔥 📍PBR Tallahassee │ @Seminoles 🎟️ bit.ly/48QAq9c 📺 @paramountplus
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i knew the packers weren’t gonna grade very high in the report cards for their training room when i walked in and saw marshawn lloyd strapped upside down to a medieval torture device while members of the training staff were taking turns hurling javelins at him
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Greta? Susan? Miranda? Dua Lupa? Marky Mark Ruffalo?
The Afghan minister of education confirms that access to schools for women in the country is permanently banned.😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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No more sec talk please!! Corruption is equal rights now and the big dawgs turned into puppies smh!
BIG TEN. THREE IN A ROW. 🏆🏆🏆
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BREAKING NEWS: Democrats release their own food pyramid in response to RFK's
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THEShark retweeted
"listen up liberal" *loses*
“Some teams, they rest their starters. We don’t. We play football.”
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THEShark retweeted
Go wear that cheese grater in Cancun bitch ass nigga you never getting a ring🤣🤣
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Honey we have to change our vacation plans.
BREAKING: Niger announces a nationwide ban on visas for U.S. citizens.
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Actually can’t believe more people aren’t enraged by this. I mean it’s clear as day and over half of the country doesn’t even care
🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
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Before Obama federally mandated that all entertainment had to include or be produced by homosexual Kenyan marxists it was actually legal for four white men to make a living telling jokes about being White and happy
People like Shane Gillis because he reminds them of White guys from 2001.
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LEGEND: Pittsburgh #Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was nearly perfect tonight against Miami. • 23 of 27 • 85.1% completion percentage • 224 passing yards • Two touchdowns • 125.8 passer rating • Zero interceptions 🔥🔥🔥 Vintage Aaron Rodgers performance.
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I respectfully disagree 😤
Coldest photo of the season so far.🔥
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