@BPhillipsMaps the fire rises

@BPhillipsMaps Fire rises

It's the rebels, sir. They're here.

The Japanese love me, apparently.

Hey hey, sha la la la.

Meat. Balls.

Darwin's Law of Unnatural Selection: Small change is big money.

I just created Mr. Rich, my very own Rolando 2 character! Check it out at http://bit.ly/25gNT. #Rolando2

You know, I could make a tasteless joke here about Ghost, but RIP Swayze instead.

Gorillas drumming. What else you need?

@aimalasi McSweeney's List: Heavy Metal Board Games - "Motley Clue" ect:

@aimalasi koo.

@aimalasi so you...ate them? Wait, what?

@aimalasi worst two minutes of theirs, then.

@salmansqadeer talk to asad rehman, he's on as @asadr

@salmansqadeer dunno, bored

Ptolemy say: glass eye look both ways.

@viktoryroze aww we wuv ye.

@viktoryroze huh whut

Small bloody girls twitter, Major, not I