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ok but she loves FOB and i love her
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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I should message her
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Man I wish
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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i have news for you, she looked u up
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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« Mais je savais pas que tu faisais de la danse. Très jolie prestation. Et le costume orange te va très très bien » Mon boss, lundi dernier, après Insta lui est suggéré mon profil 💀💀
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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I genuinely had a girl get suggested to me with 0 mutuals on insta then she was my server the next day at Texas Roadhouse.
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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Cellular triangulation
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Your phone was in the same vague area as hers for over an hour. The Cloud thinks you're dating.
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If she has a fat ass just take your shot.
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Mark Zuckerberg is running your local dating pool with zero shame.
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because you used your alt account on the same internet connection, as well as instagram uses your ip address to recommend people from your city. when i made music i never tried promoting it anywhere cause these stupid apps would have probably recommended the accounts to my family
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Haha the gym front desk suggestion is too accurate
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Nobody of merit connects to public WiFi...
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Why does this happen @grok does that mean the person has been looking at your profile so Instagram thinks you should be friends?
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I had a plumber come do some work and he wasn't on my wifi, but our phones were close. I deleted FB right after they suggested him. That was in 2021.
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It's in the app. I had this happen with a plumber who came to work on my house. He wasn't on my wifi. I deleted my FB immediately and bought a new phone that doesn't come with FB pre installed.
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Replying to @htxsamjs
You connected to the same wifi, and your phones are frequently geolocated near each other.
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I'd walk up to the desk, show my phone with that and go "can you believe this shit ? can't have nothing without everything spying on us. We've never have interacted before and it's going “oooo you'd be so toots with her” like huh ??.. i just wanna work out, not be a douchebag"
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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Mention it to her next time you see her. Better than any pickup line
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Mine is my ex boyfriend, we broke up 3 years ago
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