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bad at kms so im still here, he/they

twenty8 / nj / 🇩🇴
Joined November 2011
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I voted Dominican
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naomi watts violently slapping her pussy and crying in mulholland drive. we’ve all been there girl
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fumando un porro mientras hace frío
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Type shit
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every halloween being a reminder that everybody has a far more robust and active social life than i do
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if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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FUN FACT: It’s pronounced “Numbuh” in KND because of Patrick Stewart in Star Trek: The New Generation. Safe travels to your final frontier, Captain.
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"what are doing for halloween" getting high and jerking off
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I have arfid and the only food I can eat is your pussy bro it’s a medical condition please help me
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I’m staying inside for Halloween
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child's play is a lot like kingdom hearts in the sense that it knows how fucking insane the concept is and decides to ramp it up all the way to 11 with complete sincerity and that's why people love it
re-watching the chucky movies
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missing someone who doesn’t care if i was dead or alive on the last thursday of October at 2:02pm
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strap harness companies will always put some shit like WOMAN strap for HER she HER strap on the waistband
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omg everything means too much to me i have to be killed
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i want laws passed that restaurants can't use ai photos of food in any way. not only is it hideous and doesn't even look like real food, you shouldnt be allowed to advertise a fucking fake product that you can't deliver. why is this allowed and not counted as false advertising
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THIS. Halloween being on a Saturday feels like a cruel joke on top of it too. 😭
this october has been the least halloween-y i’ve felt in awhile idk what’s wrong with me
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Companies that need a RICO case. E-Z Pass, T-Mobile, Con Edison. APPLE
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anyone fw dominican vampire x regular haitian girl niggayuri ??
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representation of how i've been moving with this 2026 cinema run
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