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Pls can someone get that Tower hamlets tune OFF my fyp. It’s literally making me ill
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When the GP asks me ‘so what can I help you with today’ and suddenly my brain shuts off and I don’t know how to speak for myself x
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Is the aftermath of a flu jab ALWAYS this bad my god give me a break
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Nothing actually worse than waking up with a sore throat ffs
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Women should be a lil strict and mean
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Scorching hot bath is something only the girls will understand x
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The saddest reality ever.
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I’m actually sad about upgrading my phone - my lil Iphone 13 did me so good man
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We been thru some mad era’s together fr
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Valid question tho
situationship dropped another banger
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Being a teacher is all fun and games until you end up seeing your kids’ parents whilst shopping 🥲 Just tryna do a wee Aldi shop luv
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Noone could make me hate this app 😂😂
Once I hit you with a " how tall are you" you're in the semi finals
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Was planning a weekend getaway to Paris but it’s looking a bit sticky stillll
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What if I just join in on the protests… side quest for aesthetic pictures with extra vigilance? Food for thought.
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Who needs ozempic when I lose my appetite everytime I feel a big emotion
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In another life, I was supposed to be working as a beauty rep in a place like Harrods - looking pretty, smelling good and making commission because I’m that good at making sales. Instead, apparently childcare is my forte, so here I am teaching EYFS against my will.
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Wasted potential mate. Too many talents, not enough outlets.
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And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life and a calm nervous system.
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stop being afraid of losing people and remember you are also a great loss too. someone will spend the rest of their lives trying to search for someone with qualities like yours.
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